My tweets

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• Mon, 12:40: RT @Michellemoon007: @HopeInsider just got back from the set and met Erica, Daniel, and Michael! Such a lovely/sweet cast
• Mon, 14:13: The only Tweets I delete are ones with fux0red links. Except that time we were talking about genital warts.
• Mon, 14:31: Got a US federal student loan? Ya might wanna sign this petition against its interest rate DOUBLING July 1. http://t.co/AHsWVQv7
• Mon, 14:33: RT @Evrymeeveryyou: "I think you misspelled the alphabet." #myhusbandisbrilliant #amediting
• Mon, 14:38: RT @Jenna_Marbles: @kermit_thedog and his business partner Silly Blue Monster. Just kidding get a fucking job bro. http://t.co/TdnVvRAp
• Mon, 14:52: RT @Michellemoon007: @HopeInsider Michael Shanks! http://t.co/1aCKUZqH
• Mon, 14:53: RT @MollyRingwald: Not sure which is more addicting: Twitter or Fruit Ninja. Is this where I cease to be productive?
• Mon, 14:55: RT @Evrymeeveryyou: "I fight my penis but my penis always wins." (AKA, my hubby provides critique on the love scene I just wrote...)
• Mon, 15:22: RT @YourAnonNews: For those who OBVIOUSLY fail to grasp Twitter, we use (via @...) to cite where we see certain news/info. That's all it ...
• Mon, 15:53: Bisexuality + Origami + Modern Dance = Missy Higgins music video "Unashamed Desire" http://t.co/7YVtvnDT

• Mon, 15:55: RT @XFQuotes: Scully: "Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours."
• Mon, 16:07: Yep. @iamjrbourne as Martouf is HOT. #Stargate icons by @magnavox_23 http://t.co/qBs4Q0js
• Mon, 16:39: RT @NekoCase: I may be a smelly skank with mud on my pants, but remember, I'm YOUR smelly skank with mud on my pants.
• Mon, 16:39: RT @EvilHorseEbooks: for a real space jump fill that bouncy castle with hydrogen
• Mon, 16:58: RT @DavidBlue: @MingNa dinosaurs.
• Mon, 17:14: RT @SarahKSilverman: "walkin' through a fart since the day I been born" -lyric from my imaginary country song
• Mon, 18:32: I wish the #Stargate SG-1 establishing shots outside Cheyenne Mountain had shown snow sometimes.
• Mon, 18:35: RT @MollyRingwald: I never feed the trolls. They fart.
• Mon, 18:35: RT @AnneWheaton: If you need me, I'll just be over here...in this file box? http://t.co/j8Yk8CeQ
• Mon, 18:44: RT @Jenna_Marbles: Most of which are him secretly video taping me while I'm doing something stupid,tell him to fucking make it. He won't ...

• Mon, 18:44: RT @DailyBrowder: Die Me Dichotomy http://t.co/55VDsXPK #Farscape #JohnCrichton
• Mon, 18:58: RT @dunnmichaelp: NASA - Cassini Sees Objects Blazing Trails in Saturn Ring http://t.co/90RvWlNO via @NASA
• Mon, 19:10: RT @JeriLRyan: This gave me chills. (Really feels about that fast.) RT @widestardan: filmed his daughter every wk for 12 yrs. WOW! http: ...
• Mon, 19:14: Canada Refuses to Allow FOX "News" a License; Lying to People is Illegal There http://t.co/BV35Qcxq Guess they could call it FOX Opinion?
• Mon, 19:33: booger fingers + PS3 disks http://t.co/pIcjTSzw
• Mon, 19:34: RT @HortonRemstead: @AlChocolate ~stuffs raw sausage in your mouth~
• Mon, 19:38: RT @AlChocolate: I mean there is no telling where that sausage has been. ;-) @HortonRemstead
• Mon, 20:08: Troubling Trend: Teens drinking hand sanitizer http://t.co/GAZ10shw Distill 62% ethyl alcohol from #Purell with salt, wind up in hospital
• Mon, 20:17: VALA: What a complete shock. #Stargate http://t.co/F1PP3ly4
• Mon, 20:38: RT @HortonRemstead: @AlChocolate ~does erotic dance of veils for @campyspornshack ~ lets porn babay......

• Mon, 20:59: Joe Flanigan: demise of #Stargate "driven by arrogance... producers felt anything they did, ppl would watch" http://t.co/fQCBeQCJ
• Mon, 21:28: RT @magnavox_23: @campyspornshack @Kat_Xander Joe 'ark of truth' Flanigan. :P
• Mon, 21:50: RT @AlChocolate: Geez admitting to being a Coyotes fan on twitter is almost as scary as admitting you're a republican. Sheeh.
• Mon, 22:04: RT @punslingerr: @campyspornshack @cleothemuse @ShanksyMellark If TV executives could get us to watch 4 straight hours of nothing but ad ...
• Mon, 23:36: RT @dunnmichaelp: #ClaudiaBlack The Best of Aeryn Sun: http://t.co/wr1L9ocG via @youtube
• Mon, 23:36: RT @dunnmichaelp: One of my favorite scenes from Peacekeeper Wars #ClaudiaBlack Aeryn and John discuss baby names: http://t.co/HH2Xb4pZ ...
• Mon, 23:37: @MichaelShanks Adorable backlot pic with the lovely @Michellemoon007 https://t.co/Zpx8qAF7 #SavingHope
• Mon, 23:45: RT @Horse_ebooks: Jumping Castles are also known as party castles, bounce houses, jump houses, bouncy castles, moonwalks, jumpers, space ...
• Mon, 23:49: RT @Michellemoon007: @HopeInsider Erica Durance! http://t.co/j1sU7Sox
• Mon, 23:51: RT @MollyRingwald: My cat is awesome and can beat the shit out of your cat. http://t.co/x5wIUOsH

• Tue, 00:38: RT @Just_Like_John: So #TwitterSex is trending... 'Ohh yeah baby Retweet that ohh yeah, oh I'm going to favourite that tweet so hard.'
• Tue, 01:43: RT @dairtostefan: RT if you ship so many couples you have a metaphorical navy.
• Tue, 05:59: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Christianity is a great way to keep people from understanding Jesus.
• Tue, 07:30: RT @stefanbrogren: Look who's coming to the CW tonight.... http://t.co/SWNyVzGU
• Tue, 08:31: RT @StephenAtHome: A news show apologized for broadcasting porn, saying there was a cable mixup. Things only got worse when the cable re ...