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Thu, 19:52: People don't actually make that noise when they're watching fireworks, Katy Perry.
Thu, 20:10: Adele's "Rumor Has It" mashed up with Lady Gaga's "Judas". Plus, dubstep. #thisNeedsToHappen
Thu, 20:24: RT @JewelStaite: BOOBS. RT: @JoshMihal: @JewelStaite @mrdrefuller Have yet to watch LA Complex. Lock me in, with one word to describe it?
Thu, 20:28: RT @KurtSchlichter: Presenting ... The glory of Bronies. Please us caution - not safe for the sensitive ... #caring http://t.co/exNz3db6
Thu, 20:36: No one dies in science fiction! (That's mah story & I'm stickin to it.) http://t.co/JA30lpR0
Thu, 20:40: RT @Pepe_le_Quoi: @magnavox_23 Don't get me started on fingerless gloves!! #DaniellikesitwhenJackfingershimwhilstwearingfingerlessgloves :P
Thu, 20:40: RT @ericadurancetv: I know what you'll do this summer... Ha! #SavingHope premieres on June 7 @10pm on NBC/CTV @NBCSavingHope @SavingHope ...
Thu, 20:42: yUO HAV E ENCOUNTE RED A DOGE #simsgonewrong http://t.co/ziSBHVXn #doge #manyDoge #dogeRave
Thu, 20:47: Can't. Stop. Watching. THIS GIF. http://t.co/jOBamQJc #NSFW #jizz #handjob #cock
Thu, 20:57: Sex story that seems to have been written on a cellphone... with a standard 9-digit keypad http://t.co/r2UTPcxx #NSFW #WTF #fail

Thu, 21:07: RT @Pepe_le_Quoi: @magnavox_23 @kat_xander @capn_madd_katt Cool glove, warm fingers, hot... opening. Oh boy!!! :P
Thu, 21:32: I sure do wish I could upload a batch of Mr. Campy's homemade guacamole to share with everyone. #dinner
Thu, 21:37: RT @RainbowFrancks: Greatest book of all time? http://t.co/1oCEmKLP
Thu, 21:39: OK, gonna go eat my chimichanga & guac now with Mr. Campy.
Thu, 22:18: RT @Pepe_le_Quoi: This lasanga tastes like an SG1 orgy in my mouth... #notliterally :P
Thu, 22:19: RT @magnavox_23: I come back to guacamole and ice cream porn? Now Thor just needs to tell Jack to drink more pineapple juice...
Thu, 22:23: RT @jgem87: @ShanksyMellark Nah, just find a random guy in college and make him your sex slave lol
Thu, 22:26: RT @wilw: From dinner: LeVar says, "How many times did Wesley save the ship?" I reply, "as many times as Geordi got laid. ZING!" many LO ...
Thu, 22:30: OMG CRYING HERE https://t.co/JtKqOV2C https://t.co/e6PYhGn6 @wilw @AnneWheaton
Thu, 22:46: RT @punslingerr: It's magic, magic baby. Everyone sing along! http://t.co/1wEncmDS #Lexx

Thu, 22:55: RT @JeriLRyan: @wilw @AnneWheaton GAAAAAGGGGGGG. MUSHY MUSHBALLS!! (shhh, don't tell anyone that secretly it makes me smile.)
Thu, 22:57: This is one of my FAVORITE lines from #Stargate. Of all time. #SamanthaCarter http://t.co/wwnT9Fb6
Thu, 23:02: RT @punslingerr: @campyspornshack If Farscape is Star Trek on crack, then Lexx is Farscape on marijuana laced with LSD.
Thu, 23:05: Michael Shanks in chinos, ribbed sweater & pout http://t.co/vx6bDYP0
Thu, 23:14: RT @Kat_Xander: @eilidh17 You're gonna make pasties out of your CAT???
Fri, 08:57: Why do I feel guilty wanting to get this book in hardback instead of eBook format? http://t.co/3BGcRW2j #garbology
Fri, 09:16: I've had food sex. It's sticky, messy, & not as erotic as you might imagine.
Fri, 10:01: I'ma go down to the PEENitentiary on a PEENalty for mocking whenever someone on NPR pronounces 'penalize' PEENalize.
Fri, 10:10: RT @MichaelShanks: Some people play "hard to get". I tend to play "hard to LIKE"
Fri, 10:22: RT @HortonRemstead: @campyspornshack I want to penalise you Campy..... @sg_wonderland

Fri, 10:23: RT @HortonRemstead: argh it's irritating when some chapters are double the length of others. tho they are usually the smutty ones so.....
Fri, 10:32: RT @HortonRemstead: @campyspornshack I pronounce it 'throbbing member' of course
Fri, 10:36: RT @HortonRemstead: @campyspornshack engorged priapus
Fri, 10:36: RT @HortonRemstead: @campyspornshack turgid manhood
Fri, 10:49: RT @draydrax: @realcliffsimon taco ba'al demands a sacrifice - http://t.co/3NSU56KM
Fri, 11:06: RT @HortonRemstead: @campyspornshack chef talk: With a rubbing motion, thrill the skins of the tomatoes until they start to pucker and t ...

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