Apple Lexicographers = Mulder/Skinner 'Shippers

I have proof that there are X-Files fangrrls and fanboiz working at Apple:



While writing NC-17 pr0n for my newest obsession (Daniel/Vala of the Stargate SG-1 fandom), I discovered that by right-clicking a word while in TextEdit (I'm a plaintext purist) and choosing "Look up in Dictionary", the Macintosh Dictionary app launches! Whee! It includes pronunciation, synonyms, and word origins, too! What's really lame is that I've had this capability for as long as I've has OS X -- and only just discovered it.

My typing skills are mediocre, and my spelling skills on late-night fanfic binges are crap. Fortunately, transposing the Y and the R in martyred took me back to my One True Fandom in a very sweet, very slashy way.

There's little question who's the antecedent of the pronoun in he gave Mulder a brief, martyred look. Sorry, Mulder/Krycek 'shippers; our delectable, one-armed assassin Krycek does NOT do martyrdom voluntarily. Burly Man is the most likely possibility, because he put his ass on the line for Mulder for over 9 years.

I could make a case for Frohike, however...