Stargate SG-1 Fanon that should be canonized

OMG I'm in heaven! The most perfect explanation ever for the Sha'uri/Sha're name change that has driven fanfic writers crazy for over a decade, by tafkar, from Chapter 3 Part 2 of her alternate reality revision story One Dimension Removed.

( There be spoilers )

Sha're is strong and introspective, Sam is adorably nerdy, Janet is clever, Teal'c is unfailingly wise, and Jack does his brave, snarky thing. If the pilot had been written like this, I would've been a fan since the beginning, instead of waiting for the glorious Vala to add more Chick to Boy Fic.

Get your SG-1 crack on while waiting for the 3rd movie.

LOLSpeak character development in Stargate Continuum

(I suppose I could put this behind an LJ cut because it might qualify as a spoiler, but honestly, you have to see Continuum for this to make even the remotest bit of sense.)

LOLSpeak character development in Stargate Continuum movie (minus the alternate reality detour):

LANDRY: Dial gate. Paperwork. Bai nao!

SAM: Mmm, Jack. Extractions... wow! Mmm, Jack. I can haz moon base?

JACK: Bored. Bored. Food! Moon base?

BA'AL: Tok'ra, do not want. I can haz Teal'c? I can haz Qetesh? Squeak! (Dies.)

VALA: Gun! Aw, no gun. Goa'uld, grr. Extraction, ew. Poor Ba'al's host. I can haz unconscious guy with nice arms? Bai nao!

CAM: U no can haz gun. First extraction... wow! Bored. Meh. Food!

TEAL'C: Jaffa kill Ba'al. Ba'al, do not want. Vala and Ba'al's host? I can haz video camera? Food.

DANIEL: Jack? Vala. Vala and Ba'al's host? I can haz video camera? Ba'al's last words? Food. Jack!