STARGATE FANFIC: "Bookends, or Six Ways 'Til Sunday" Chapter 1/10

TITLE: "Bookends, or Six Ways 'Til Sunday"
AUTHOR: campylobacter
CATEGORY/PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
RATING: NC-17/Adult to PG-13/Teen, depending on the chapter
STATUS: complete
SEASON/SPOILERS: post-Continuum
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
GENRE: humor; romance: het, first time
WARNING: Implied bisexuality; language: f-bombs, the c-word... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Don't act like you're hurt and wank at me.
SERIES: none
WORD COUNT: 13,182

DISCLAIMER: Stargate: SG-1 characters belong to MGM; any others are fictitious scenery and resemble your mom.

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: After an unexpected guest drops by, Daniel's apartment is never the same again. (The Home Crasher Trope meets archaeo-linguistics and pirate-goddess sexual mayhem, in that point of character development after Continuum.) Only enough plot to sustain the slap-slap-kiss porn.

( Chapter 1/10: The Front Door Rattles (PG-13/Teen) [1137 words] )

Next:
Chapter 2/10: You're Trashing My Place (PG-13/Teen) [1181 words]

Following Chapters:
Chapter 3/10: A Point of Resistance (NC-17/Adult) [1109 words]
Chapter 4/10: Two Doorposts Beneath a Lintel (R/Mature) [1220 words]
Chapter 5/10: How She Wears My Name (NC-17/Adult) [1358 words]
Chapter 6/10: The Precarious Bed (NC-17/Adult) [1496 words]
Chapter 7/10: Something Simple (NC-17/Adult) [1149 words]
Chapter 8/10: Choke and Throttle (PG-13/Teen) [1189 words]
Chapter 9/10: Dining on the Spoils (PG-13/Teen) [1306 words]
Chapter 10/10: 100% Down (NC-17/Adult) [2099 words]

Entire "Bookends" story on 1 page at Google Docs

NOTES: Props to my awesome beta-readers magnavox_23 and hummingfly67 for patiently putting up with my glacial prima donna writing process.

I don't so much stand on the shoulders of giants as I grovel in their shadows:

Stow Away (also archived on AllDanielFic)
by Lisa Michelle lmichelle599
"Bookends" was inspired by Lisa Michelle's treasure trove of trope; my favorite aspect of "Stow Away" is how a man with an advanced degree in philology was so distracted, he couldn't finish a crossword puzzle over the weekend. Plus: chicken!

eurydice, after
by synecdochic
synecdochic's virtuosic execution of technobabble as a tactic to delay ejaculation stands as the first (and best) use of linguistics jargon in 'Gate fanfic. This angsty, porny tour-de-force unequivocally captures character while describing a rather startling sexual practice.

STARGATE FANFIC: "Bookends, or Six Ways 'Til Sunday" Chapter 2/10

TITLE: "Bookends, or Six Ways 'Til Sunday"
AUTHOR: campylobacter
CATEGORY/PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
RATING: NC-17/Adult to PG-13/Teen, depending on the chapter
STATUS: complete
SEASON/SPOILERS: post-Continuum
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
GENRE: humor; romance: het, first time
WARNING: Implied bisexuality; language: f-bombs, the c-word... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Don't act like you're hurt and wank at me.
SERIES: none
WORD COUNT: 13,182

DISCLAIMER: Stargate: SG-1 characters belong to MGM; any others are fictitious scenery and resemble your mom.

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: After an unexpected guest drops by, Daniel's apartment is never the same again. (The Home Crasher Trope meets archaeo-linguistics and pirate-goddess sexual mayhem, in that point of character development after Continuum.) Only enough plot to sustain the slap-slap-kiss porn.

Previous Chapter 1/10: The Front Door Rattles (PG-13/Teen) [1137 words]

( Chapter 2/10: You're Trashing My Place (PG-13/Teen) [1181 words] )

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