Jan. 4th, 2010

campylobacter: i can haz metaphor? (metaphor)
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Carolyn Lam, Cameron Mitchell, Daniel Jackson, Teal'c, Hank Landry, Samantha Carter
RATING: PG / Older kids
DATE: started Monday 2 November 2009
STATUS: complete
SEASON/SPOILERS: 10x08 Memento Mori missing scenes (references 2x03 Prisoners, 3x11 Past and Present, 9x11 The Fourth Horseman Part 2, 10x18 Family Ties)
ARCHIVE: permission granted; drop me a URL if you archive it so I can pimp it on my blog

GENRE: missing scenes
WARNING: none (although you can wear slash or 'ship goggles and see some fun stuff)
SERIES: Stand-alone companion piece to Celebration in Order (which is porny) -- this fic isn't. :-(
WORD COUNT: 1115
DISCLAIMER: Stargate SG-1 and X-Files characters belong to whoever currently owns the copyrights.

NOTES: Written for [livejournal.com profile] sg_fignewton 's Vala Alphabet Soup SG-1 Gen Fic Day. Scene 1 kindly beta-read by [livejournal.com profile] hummingfly67 . Captain Planet and Linea/Ke'ra references inspired by conversations with [livejournal.com profile] magnavox_23  .

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE:
Scene 1: Vala discusses her fitness for active duty with Dr. Lam.
Scene 2: Vala celebrates her SG-1 membership over barbecued ribs.

Also includes Picspam (at bottom of entry) of actors in both their roles in The X-Files & Stargate SG-1

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