Hey Brad! I just had this GREAT IDEA FOR A STORY!

• Mon, 11:09: Re: Fandemoniums's gonna sue me. http://j.mp/eit9dk
• Mon, 11:15: Protective!Jack is SO SEXY. http://j.mp/gbm5f4
• Mon, 11:21: RT @DavidBlue: At our current rate, in 15 years there'll only be two TV genres: reality shows & behind-the-scenes documentaries about th ...
• Mon, 11:30: YES. Ugh, I hate feeling as though I have to censor my squee/snark over a pairing. If I wanna make a light-hearted … http://j.mp/hIHjY8
• Mon, 11:36: Yep, I bow in awe at ComicsNix's mad trollfic skillz. I needed a good laugh this morning. http://j.mp/eWS4Do
• Mon, 11:40: #TheDoctorsWife lololololol #spoilers
• Mon, 11:43: RT @neilhimself: Yes, Doctor Who Ep 4's title has made it onto the internet. Because the title is a spoiler, I will let you find it your ...
• Mon, 16:41: SGA Sam Carter Wallpaper http://j.mp/eEcUgZ
• Mon, 16:42: RT @wilw: Extremely clever reference that is relevant to current events. #snarkyhashtag
• Mon, 16:42: RT @Metz77: @wilw Mildly funny jokey response that oozes a desire to be retweeted by a celebrity.

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HAVE A GATE FETISH AND IDGAF HATERZ

• Mon, 16:41: SGA Sam Carter Wallpaper http://j.mp/eEcUgZ
• Mon, 16:42: RT @wilw: Extremely clever reference that is relevant to current events. #snarkyhashtag
• Mon, 16:42: RT @Metz77: @wilw Mildly funny jokey response that oozes a desire to be retweeted by a celebrity.
• Mon, 16:42: RT @almajir: @wilw pedantic reply declaming use of snarkiness when current event is clearly serious business
• Mon, 16:42: RT @THatherty2: @wilw One of many replies that won't be retweeted.
• Mon, 16:42: RT @mpb_guitarist: @wilw Moderately clever pun based on your remark. #asskissinghashtag
• Mon, 17:10: Argh, no. :( What a bad fangirl am I! ::goes to bittorrent that ep:: That's the one where Daniel's on Abydos pining for … http://j.mp/g8sIXo
• Mon, 17:27: #Stargate http://tumblr.com/xxs1wzwbka Daniel gunporn in Avatar
• Mon, 17:47: HAIRNET FTW! #MichaelShanks The rumpled suit jacket's kinda cute, too. @EndgameSeries http://tinyurl.com/4aaztab @MichaelShanks
• Mon, 18:09: Harley Jane Kozak (Sara O'Neill) http://j.mp/dI14se

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I thought LJ meant orange juice and champagne...

1. Leave sarcastic comment on news

2. Receive bizarre message signed "Frand [sic] and Meme" in LJ Inbox:

Dear campylobacter,

You have received a LiveJournal virtual gift from frank 

The note attached to your gift reads:

"Well, it certainly was quite a trip. Thank you for joining us. Hey, why am I blowing green-striped neon yellow bubbles whenever I burp now? ... Love and kisses, Frand and Meme."

3. Find automatic Virtual Gift "mimosa" in user profile

PLEASE LJ I JUST WANT TO BE NOTIFIED WHEN hummingfly67  & lc59  & some of my other peeps update their LJs because those notifs have never worked for me! FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT.