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campylobacter1. Leave sarcastic comment on ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
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2. Receive bizarre message signed "Frand [sic] and Meme" in LJ Inbox:
PLEASE LJ I JUST WANT TO BE NOTIFIED WHEN![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
hummingfly67 & lc59 & some of my other peeps update their LJs because those notifs have never worked for me! FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT.
news2. Receive bizarre message signed "Frand [sic] and Meme" in LJ Inbox:
Dear campylobacter,3. Find automatic Virtual Gift "mimosa" in user profile
You have received a LiveJournal virtual gift from
The note attached to your gift reads:
"Well, it certainly was quite a trip. Thank you for joining us. Hey, why am I blowing green-striped neon yellow bubbles whenever I burp now? ... Love and kisses, Frand and Meme."
PLEASE LJ I JUST WANT TO BE NOTIFIED WHEN
hummingfly67 & lc59 & some of my other peeps update their LJs because those notifs have never worked for me! FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT.