Damn, I blew up Twitter.

1. Thu, 12:19: > Oh, I didn't know you were trying that Shimmer Cream Eyeshadow that I recommended -- is that Bronze Beauty? I lost … http://j.mp/p0QC03
2. Thu, 13:02: Your lesbian gaydar is broken. ;D Imagine John & Rodney or Jack & Daniel saying these lines: "We've decided to come … http://j.mp/nB09NO
3. Thu, 13:14: I love being an adult. :D http://j.mp/qczgO3
4. Thu, 13:35: The videos are definitely derogatory toward women & relationships between women. Female BFFs aren't a bad thing, and … http://j.mp/pH0ifs
5. Thu, 13:56: Oh dear gosh, do people pick BFFs based on their looks? D: That gives the "out of my league" notion an alarming twist. … http://j.mp/oY8p2i
6. Thu, 14:05: Perhaps she was wet, but AutoCorrect could've changed it from "wnet" (went or newt). :| http://j.mp/qO1XYg
7. Thu, 14:07: pulkled! That's where I LOLd. http://j.mp/oOYrQW
8. Thu, 14:12: Should I crash Comic Con this weekend? #priorities #SDCC
9. Thu, 14:15: Baby, you're beautiful. I hate it when people say shit like, "She's got a pretty face, for a fat girl." One of my … http://j.mp/rdW6gW
10. Thu, 14:51: So illogical, the notion that a beautiful face is "wasted" on a large body. ::headdesk:: http://j.mp/n5O8Nn

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