Damn, I blew up Twitter.

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1. Thu, 12:19: > Oh, I didn't know you were trying that Shimmer Cream Eyeshadow that I recommended -- is that Bronze Beauty? I lost … http://j.mp/p0QC03
2. Thu, 13:02: Your lesbian gaydar is broken. ;D Imagine John & Rodney or Jack & Daniel saying these lines: "We've decided to come … http://j.mp/nB09NO
3. Thu, 13:14: I love being an adult. :D http://j.mp/qczgO3
4. Thu, 13:35: The videos are definitely derogatory toward women & relationships between women. Female BFFs aren't a bad thing, and … http://j.mp/pH0ifs
5. Thu, 13:56: Oh dear gosh, do people pick BFFs based on their looks? D: That gives the "out of my league" notion an alarming twist. … http://j.mp/oY8p2i
6. Thu, 14:05: Perhaps she was wet, but AutoCorrect could've changed it from "wnet" (went or newt). :| http://j.mp/qO1XYg
7. Thu, 14:07: pulkled! That's where I LOLd. http://j.mp/oOYrQW
8. Thu, 14:12: Should I crash Comic Con this weekend? #priorities #SDCC
9. Thu, 14:15: Baby, you're beautiful. I hate it when people say shit like, "She's got a pretty face, for a fat girl." One of my … http://j.mp/rdW6gW
10. Thu, 14:51: So illogical, the notion that a beautiful face is "wasted" on a large body. ::headdesk:: http://j.mp/n5O8Nn

1. Thu, 14:56: RT @TVGuideHanh: Lady dressed as Daenerys, complete w/ white wig and dragonet #WinterIsComing #comiccon #sdcc @GameofThrones http://lock ...
2. Thu, 15:07: Joe Flanigan on Fringe? http://j.mp/n2OKYG
3. Thu, 15:14: The only thing I know about Fringe is from what I've seen on my F-List, which = JOHN NOBLE IS AWESOME. http://j.mp/ruK9ek
4. Thu, 15:18: Congrats! It took long enough for the publishers to get back to you on that. http://j.mp/oVIvAI
5. Thu, 15:29: RT @ShowPatrol: Jason Momoa on who would win, Khal Drogo of Conan: "Drogo would kick his ass." Then he speaks Dothraki. #GOT
6. Thu, 15:29: RT @ShowPatrol: It was Jason's idea that Khal Drogo rip that dude's throat out because he had chopped up so many people in #Conan. #GOT
7. Thu, 15:37: RT @ShowPatrol: Jason on speaking Dothraki: "It sounded like Jabba the Hut and Fozzy Bear...I was like 'holy shit.' Went to my hotel and ...
8. Thu, 15:38: RT @wilw: The network formerly known as sci-fi gave me a pretty sweet T-shirt! http://t.co/afpLpVW
9. Thu, 15:43: RT @ShowPatrol: Jason read book & couldn't stop, then "fing hated" George when he read that Drogo dies. #GOT
10. Thu, 15:49: RT @peeweeherman: http://yfrog.com/h7wu81j Thank you @EricVespe for a very fun #ComicCon panel! Comic-Con is today's secret word! AAAAAA ...

1. Thu, 16:14: San Diego Comic Con: Thursday 21 July 2011 http://j.mp/pjbbgw
2. Thu, 16:27: It's comforting that a sci-fi show is surviving the cancelation axe and can hire great guest stars. http://j.mp/p4sZIc
3. Thu, 16:39: RT @Kulap: What I like about #SDCC - people giving Andy Serkis more love than Justin Timberlake.
4. Thu, 16:40: RT @NextMovie: #Hobbit Andy Serkis says 60 days of shooting down, 200 to go. #SDCC
5. Thu, 16:42: RT @loquaciousmuse: Andy Serkis is done shooting as Gollum, and is now 2nd unit directing for the last 200 days of The Hobbit. #SDCC
6. Thu, 16:52: RT @gholson: I hope that in some alternate universe, there's a huge thing called Movie Con, where people get really excited about comic ...
7. Thu, 17:11: RT @DeathStarPR: Good news, everyone! The Hubble Space Telescope has found a new small moon orbiting Pluto! #ThatsNoMoon #StarWars
8. Thu, 19:35: NGL, I'd sneak me some Jaffa lovin' when the colonel's distracted by his boyfriend. Sam's no dummy. http://j.mp/oe0Ijq
9. Thu, 19:38: Daniel has his pick of souls for his immortal harem: Jack, Sha're, Vala, Janet... http://j.mp/prvVn6
10. Thu, 19:55: I like pairing Teal'c or Sam with Janet, but Shanks mentioned that he & Teryl Rothery included some Daniel/Janet … http://j.mp/paXryu

1. Thu, 20:21: > Her breath was warm on his tool-tip Best use of Clippy EVAR!!! http://j.mp/rpeBl0
2. Thu, 20:28: Yay! Happy 5th Anniversary! So glad I discovered sg1_debrief http://j.mp/oalBHb
3. Thu, 20:56: Wheaton & Frakes are confirmed BEARD BUDDIES. http://twitter.com/#!/jonathansfrakes/s tatus/86128254922137600 http://j.mp/oCp89p
4. Thu, 21:39: RT @MingNa: If all humans gave up fish, I wonder how long it would take 2 rebalance ocean's marine life? RT @Time Screwed food chain htt ...
5. Thu, 21:42: RT @YourAnonNews @LulzSec Emergency SOS! Save Our Sea Shepherd Ship! The Steve Irwin needs your help! http://t.co/iXs0uWA
6. Thu, 21:44: RT @shakespherical: @campyspornshack @sheppardshoney Daniel is polyjelloamorous. He's not one to limit himself. He likes Jack's taste- ...
7. Thu, 22:07: RT @MCEddieRuffin: #everybodyhasthat1follower that says 'Goodnight ', but keeps tweeting.
8. Thu, 22:07: RT @HEYzus: #EverybodyHasThat1Follower That is an Egg.
9. Thu, 22:07: RT @iamch0pper: #EverybodyHasThat1Follower they wish lived closer
10. Thu, 22:11: RT @Alyssa_Milano: I'm eating dark chocolate and I'm dipping it in peanut butter. #pregnancycraving #dontjudgeme ☺

1. Thu, 22:20: Paul Reubens = #Twitter marketing GENIUS. RT @peeweeherman check out the FB album from today's #SDCC signing! http://t.co/k1U7IcP
2. Thu, 22:24: RT @DrDogs247: WOOF Cat: Small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
3. Thu, 22:26: You know what sounds awesome? #bed
4. Thu, 22:27: Kiss me good night, Daniel. :-* MUAH! http://j.mp/refawE
5. Fri, 06:21: Ouch! Daniel, be more careful next time. http://j.mp/nRpMnb
6. Fri, 06:30: Krugerrands are much easier to carry around. http://j.mp/n0zRyi
7. Fri, 07:30: Just smile and watch the pretty people! http://j.mp/r9vlWc
8. Fri, 08:01: Hope the research involved Googling Elizabeth Arden, and not blowing a paycheque buying it at the counter. ;) http://j.mp/raSvlG