Book Meme

Oct. 14th, 2009 06:56 pm
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Default)
[personal profile] campylobacter
Rules:
  1. Grab the book nearest you (the NEAREST, not your favorite book, the coolest, or the most intellectual).

  2. Turn to page 56.

  3. Find the fifth full sentence.

  4. Post that sentence along with these instructions in your LJ.



Page 56 is a colored sketch of a man entering a woman from behind.

Page 57's 5th sentence: "Breasts, vagina and clitoris all at once make the most concentrated and fastest buildup of sensation once intercourse has begun, for some women at least."

THE NEW JOY OF SEX by Alex Comfort MD DSC

My next nearest book is SIMON & SCHUSTER'S GUIDE TO GEMS AND PRECIOUS STONES. But that wouldn't have been as embarrassing.

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-15 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleothemuse.livejournal.com
ROFLMAO! For some reason, this is not surprising... :D

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Date: 2009-10-16 08:36 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: May I witness the honeymoon? (MPREG)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
You are teasing me with that orgy icon.

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Date: 2009-10-16 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleothemuse.livejournal.com
My bad. I should be teasing you with this orgy 'fic. *evil grin*

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Date: 2009-10-18 06:50 am (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
HOLY UNCLEFRAKKING CROTCH ON A CRUTCH

0_o

::iz ded::

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Date: 2009-10-18 04:55 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2009-10-16 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleothemuse.livejournal.com
Oh, and for the fun of it:

p. 56, sentence 5:
In fact, the treasure was included largely to ensure that others would go out and look for these documents in the future, during more tolerant times.

So sayeth The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster :D

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Date: 2009-10-18 06:48 am (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (SEX GOD)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
I bow in humblenesslessness to the great and powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster! He is indeed the One True God! Hallowed be the FSM!

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