STARGATE: Daniel/Vala shipper v. anti-ship wank archive

[campylobacter]

OMG I'm having a flashback to the wank that abounded in the early days of The X-Files Shipper v. Noromo wars:

Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran Ship/Discussion/Appreciation Thread on Gateworld

This is epic wank: 2004 discussion on how Vala tortured, abused, and sexually molested Daniel on the Prometheus, is a sociopath, and then some poor fan in Post #72 who reads the wank regrets having bought the DVDs if "that Stargates wonderfull new heroes that will replace Jack O´Neill and Sam Carter: A bunch of molesters and rapists????" without having seen the episode.

ROTFLMAO

Vintage wank, how I love thee! I need a spanking, and then I need Vala to make it feel better with that healing device.

Comments

[cleothemuse.livejournal.com]

Gateworld is like FFnet... it's where all the idiots jump around and fling poo at one another like monkeys in a cage.

[hummingfly67.livejournal.com]

it's where all the idiots jump around and fling poo at one another like monkeys in a cage.

I just about fell off my chair. Brilliant.

[hummingfly67.livejournal.com]

The X-Files Shipper v. Noromo wars

ah, nostalgia!

Vala tortured, abused, and sexually molested Daniel on the Prometheus

Seriously?

[ivanolix.livejournal.com]

ROTFLOL! Wow

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

OMG LOL! I'm surprised I haven't heard it called GateWank.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

Is she sexual molesting you if you get a boner, pull punches, kiss her 3 times, take off her clothes for no apparent reason, feed her, carry her like a caveman, zat her gratuitously, and still say "She's good" after she gets away?