STARGATE: Daniel/Vala shipper v. anti-ship wank archive

[campylobacter]

OMG I'm having a flashback to the wank that abounded in the early days of The X-Files Shipper v. Noromo wars:

Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran Ship/Discussion/Appreciation Thread on Gateworld

This is epic wank: 2004 discussion on how Vala tortured, abused, and sexually molested Daniel on the Prometheus, is a sociopath, and then some poor fan in Post #72 who reads the wank regrets having bought the DVDs if "that Stargates wonderfull new heroes that will replace Jack O´Neill and Sam Carter: A bunch of molesters and rapists????" without having seen the episode.

ROTFLMAO

Vintage wank, how I love thee! I need a spanking, and then I need Vala to make it feel better with that healing device.

Comments

[hummingfly67.livejournal.com]

it's where all the idiots jump around and fling poo at one another like monkeys in a cage.

I just about fell off my chair. Brilliant.