MEME: #14 If Brad Wright let me explain Vala's absence in the 3rd movie...

[campylobacter]

From the Daniel/Vala March Month of Love Meme:

#14: If Brad Wright let you pen 15 seconds of dialogue for Stargate Revolution (the 3rd movie) to explain Vala's absence, what would it be?

JACK: (looking at a photo in Daniel's wallet) The kid's lucky he looks like his mom.

DANIEL: Jaaack... (snatches wallet back)

SAM: When's the next little one due?

DANIEL: Um, five months, two weeks.

SAM: (calculating the time effortlessly) Daniel! Those kids'll be less than ten months apart in age! You're supposed to wait six weeks before...

DANIEL: (turns red)

TEAL'C: Indeed.

Comments

[lc59.livejournal.com]

Riiiighht(smacks forehead>silly me...forgive my aged brain cell...how could I forget that slightly demented email promising a truly epic redo of S9 and S10...just like I'm sure you're not forgetting my equally demented project to create 30 years of life for DV??????????...at least I wasn't insane enough to take on anything for March on top of school work.
But you know what I'm sure would make both of US?...is if Campy took this on...afterall she started it

[natalia5345.livejournal.com]

I whole heartedly agree. It's a good plan. sending the ball back to campy's court then ahah

[lc59.livejournal.com]

Right it's decided then...Campy has here by been voluntold to write the story about how/why Vala got pregnant so soon after delivering the first one.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Jeez, you two! LOL!

OK I have a couple working titles:

"Barefoot & Pregnant"

OR

"MILF"

[lc59.livejournal.com]

MILF?????? hahahaha...I like it but you'll have to explain the acronym to the young'uns though.
And for the record I hate 'barefoot and pregnant'.