(I hear campy's been blowing the Vice President in the Oval Office)

[campylobacter]

For those of you out there who are spreading rumours that I've become Dick Cheney's latex sock puppet "Mr. Beefy", ENJOY MY HIATUS from fandom!

For those of you who give a RatBastard's ass, I'm not dead -- just crazy-busy with work.

Once I decide which of my two W-2s and two 1099 contracts to dump, I'll have more time to terrorize and annoy all of you again.

In the meantime, enjoy Fried Twinkies: A Comprehensive Guide.

Comments

[bcfan.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, work.

Methinks you've been too busy organizing your fried twinkies business. Only campy could come up with an idea so sick and strange.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

I thought I was only one online on a Saturday morning Pacific Standard Time! I guess British Columbia gets sunrises, too. ;)

I've discovered that although the Fried Twinkie content has been on my site since August, if I don't ANNOUNCE that it exists in my LJ or on my home page, no one sees it.

COMING SOON: Fried Catfood

[deslea.livejournal.com]

Oh my Jesus Lord. My arteries are shrivelling up at the very thought.

[jood.livejournal.com]

Okay, ew.

But still. ALIVE! You! Are!


I would like to state for the record that I've had a frozen, chocolate-covered Twinkie in June and am still trying to work off the calories. Gah.