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Fri, 17:15: Ba'al in SG-1 BDUs & a thigh holster? LET ME DIE RIGHT NOW i'm going to just keel over now and fucking die from … http://j.mp/kGO0O7
Fri, 17:20: If I'm driving on the street behind you while you get Raptured, I GET YOUR CAR. #zombieApocalypse
Fri, 17:50: RT @dhewlett: Pool is 80 degrees and I don't have a son, I've got a blond haired blue-eyed guppy!
Fri, 18:49: Hi [real name], You haven't been back to Facebook recently. You have received notifications while you were gone. #FuckYou #FaceBookSucks
Fri, 19:05: I AM EXCITE! #TheyMightBeGiants coming to San Diego, CA!
Sat, 07:42: I just got Raptured. Am updating my Facebook page to let everyone know I've already bequeathed my awesome porn … http://j.mp/jz8Ixn
Sat, 08:13: Shoot it, Daniel. Go on, shoot that tank of writhing, parasitic Goa'uld larvae. You know you wanna. Do it. … http://j.mp/iKbKtV
Sat, 08:18: BA'AL: Excuse me? When did you get to decide that genocide is morally relative to your lower position on the food chain? http://j.mp/mlkyOb
Sat, 08:20: QETESH: Agreed, my love. //sharpens Shikra Blade when he's not looking// http://j.mp/j82AQA
Sat, 08:38: RT @MisaBuckley: It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine #REM :D

Sat, 08:52: I hope the whales will be okay. It's all our fault. Our militaries detonate underwater explosives and our water … http://j.mp/lFi9nn
Sat, 08:57: RT @GeonnCannon: Also, REM is trending but not Skeeter Davis? Don't they know it's the end of the world?
Sat, 08:58: RT @GeonnCannon: "That's great, it starts with an earthquake." That old dude wasn't decoding the Bible, he was listening to REM!
Sat, 08:59: RT @DeathStarPR: Today is International Talk Like #Yoda Day. By the end of it you'll be WISHING we'd Rapturized Earth. Enjoy. #StarWars
Sat, 09:24: RT @urbandaily: cockblocalypse - When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as... - http:/ ...
Sat, 11:16: #myraptureplaylist CAKE "Sheep Go to Heaven" #goatsGoToHell
Sat, 11:16: RT @neilhimself: Just got home to find #myraptureplaylist is still trending around the world, 11 hours after I made it up. That feels st ...
Sat, 11:48: RT @RaptureHelpDesk: Sorry about that folks - http://yfrog.com/gzofgbdcj
Sat, 12:00: Let the bodies hit the sky http://j.mp/j8HNzl

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