Because an MP5 looks sexier in that pose than a P-90 does...

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• Sun, 12:04: I publicly cop to reading Luke/Leia twincest and enjoying it because of its *conscious* wrongness. However, the SPN … http://j.mp/iuyXwu
• Sun, 12:13: True. There are plenty of Jack/Daniel fans who are unreasonable about their OTP, to the point that I hit the Back … http://j.mp/kJUAww
• Sun, 12:41: Ha! Lulzsec called it quits yesterday when the "heat" got too hot. I do wish to thank them for forcing me to change my … http://j.mp/iM5Wx9
• Sun, 12:44: @LulzSec Thank you for 50 days of cyber security awareness. It's made me change my bad password habits.
• Sun, 12:47: @BrianJacobSmith I love it when science fiction, soft porn & mystery thrillers collide. RT http://t.co/HPEhbjz
• Sun, 13:18: I haven't seen "Grace" yet (I have Seasons 4-8 to catch up with in my viewing) but you're right; Season 10 in … http://j.mp/ix0a6w
• Sun, 13:24: RT @MEUSA: Ya think!? NY’s Wedding Industry Likely To Benefit From #MarriageEquality Law: http://ow.ly/5qBni #meusa
• Sun, 13:30: AH, I shouldn't base my Star Trek observation solely on what I've seen on my Tumblr Dashboard, because of the few ST … http://j.mp/k49lPQ
• Sun, 13:38: Yes, I never like it when writers have women fighting over a man just for dramatic "tension". Amanda Tapping made it … http://j.mp/mS0y9v
• Sun, 13:42: What I love about the 1994 movie is that Daniel had more significance as a linguist/anthropologist because the language … http://j.mp/lfoHMk

• Sun, 13:56: I wasn't happy about how the STNG writers failed to develop Tasha Yar and killed her off, or how they killed off Data … http://j.mp/kQkQlq
• Sun, 14:10: RT @DeathStarPR: Han, Leia & Luke deaths by Stormtrooper: 0. Stormtrooper deaths by Han, Luke & Leia: 76442. Sorry, who are the bad guys ...
• Sun, 14:14: RT @mediocrefilms: At the #BeBookSmart car with @rifweb @wilw & @kimevey. Give $3 to get $10 from Macy's and help kids read! Yayyy!!! ht ...
• Sun, 14:28: LOL, not long enough to be TL;DR! The Jack/Daniel stories I've come across that even entertain the notion that Sam/Jack … http://j.mp/jEYIjg
• Sun, 14:28: RT @YourAnonNews: . @MonsantoCo is now suing small dairy farms for advertising that they use no growth hormones. For NOT using their pro ...
• Sun, 14:40: Yep, disillusion is one way to express it. Corporate greed & IP laws have stunted our cultural development. We no … http://j.mp/iR9vAn
• Sun, 14:53: If anything good does come of all the drama, I have Lulzsec to thank for making me aware of my stupid password habits. … http://j.mp/kp3D1B
• Sun, 15:08: NuTrek was a lot of fun for me and I LOL'd at the hilarious Chekov & Scotty moment. Quinto's portrayal of Spock was … http://j.mp/iJ6B87
• Sun, 15:26: I don't like most published author's characters, I'm even less likely to like a fanfic author's. Have you ever been … http://j.mp/iX8hjy
• Sun, 15:38: I'm totally unfamiliar with the book, but given that it's written in 1st PPoV, I assume that the narrator had some kind … http://j.mp/jKRnCg

• Sun, 16:50: RT @neilhimself: Hotel getting floods of calls from all over the planet, so they whisked me into new room & enrolled me in witness prote ...
• Sun, 16:58: RT @JonahHill: I have a friend who actually left his wallet in El Segundo.
• Sun, 16:58: RT @shakespherical: @magnavox_23 What song are they killing? And I think a better question is Why is there a DWTS? Vala was justly horri ...
• Sun, 17:00: RT @DeathStarPR: Mos Eisley Cantina: Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name, and there's always guys to maim. #StarWars
• Sun, 17:01: A nice warm shower with handmade soap is beckoning me. #lazySunday
• Sun, 23:52: I actually have a lot of fantasies about Jack & Daniel in that position; it perfectly solves the "who's on top" debate … http://j.mp/mcXnSX
• Mon, 08:52: Daniel's MONDAY face http://j.mp/jptdVn
• Mon, 09:54: Stargate SG-1, Daniel/Vala, Adria descended http://j.mp/iyzRTS
• Mon, 09:55: Stargate SG-1, Jack/Sara, Charlie http://j.mp/ljTAeN
• Mon, 09:56: Stargate SG-1, Ba'al/Sam, not harcesis http://j.mp/ielCiE

• Mon, 09:59: @dannysgirlsg1 http://twitpic.com/5hq753 - And much cat!Fun was had by all...
• Mon, 10:13: Thanks! You might even get traffic from dialup visitors when you use downsized previews on the main entry. http://j.mp/kzCVAS
• Mon, 10:15: RT @AnonyOps: The mere threat of M$ adding eavesdropping to Skype should steer everyone away from ever using it again: http://bit.ly/li6WoN
• Mon, 10:25: Zippers! http://j.mp/l7huxC
• Mon, 10:27: Even if you don't slash the pair, they have one of the most interesting, convoluted, inexplicable relationships on TV. … http://j.mp/ifR0KF
• Mon, 10:38: Because an MP5 looks sexier in that pose than a P-90 does... http://j.mp/l5qWCz
• Mon, 10:44: OK, how about Ba'al & Vala going to Praxyon *in the past* to re-write the destruction of the Temporal Device? Because … http://j.mp/jnI37R
• Mon, 10:54: Or, if the Temporal Device still exists on Praxyon because it was only destroyed in the alternate timeline, Ba'al & … http://j.mp/itIcLI