campylobacter | Russian Mafia is more interest in spammings

Thu, 12:21: LOL @Dreamwidth kinda slow today. Must be all the @LiveJournal defectors. http://t.co/8XW0VgG #DDoS #botnet
Thu, 12:35: Whoah! That's an unreal amount of semen! @amiamiley http://t.co/HC1jSZB #prostate #cumshot #creampie
Thu, 12:46: RT @dreamwidth: We know the site's really slow -- still trying to figure out where the code causing the problem is.
Thu, 12:55: IF YOU CAN ACCESS LJ: Stargate SG-1 Sam/Jack porn sporked on http://t.co/lKwiHvW
Thu, 14:02: Nuts. Gotta reboot netbook.
Thu, 14:56: Is it still Gen if it's NC-17 for no-pairing sexual content?
Thu, 15:20: #WTF North Korea distributes foreign aid food as tho it's a GIFT from the govt? Skepticism Over Food Aid to North Korea http://t.co/MT1mI71
Thu, 16:16: #RAGE: when #WindowsUpdate restarts your computer in the middle of you typing something #fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Thu, 16:38: RT @danielvalalj: ADMIN: Leave of Absence http://t.co/vK1lhXQ
Thu, 16:50: DAMN YOU #LIVEJOURNAL! I can read but I can't comment. #pout

Thu, 16:51: RT @venturous: Displaced persons of #Livejournal: copperbadge is having a Dreamwidth code fest. Get them while they're hot. http://t.co/ ...
Thu, 16:54: Take care & be well. ((HUG)) Hope LiveJournal will be here when you get back! [Thank you LJ for eating my first 3 … http://j.mp/o0lF77
Thu, 18:25: Thanks for the mention of sg1genrecs on DW. There's a story I've wanted to rec for months, but couldn't find the right … http://j.mp/r6KqPL
Thu, 18:44: FIC REC: System Lord of Time by obsessivemuch1 (G) http://j.mp/r2j72S
Thu, 19:44: RT @LiveJournal: Please to say we are up and running again! Thank you, U.S. and Moscow teams, who have worked tirelessly to get things running...
Thu, 20:21: LMAO It's always amusing to see what non-Stargate fans think of the franchise, and doubly amusing when they spork our … http://j.mp/qDZq1m
Thu, 20:33: #RAGE When someone RTs their horoscope. #fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Thu, 21:47: #Stargate http://tumblr.com/xxs3ro16eb FANART No one can kill Daniel Jackson. He always comes back. ;D
Thu, 21:59: aucontraire-: THIS is why I wrote only crackfic for that fandom. MSR is nearly impossible to write well. http://tumblr.com/xxs3ro9zqg
Thu, 22:04: #Stargate http://tumblr.com/xxs3rodzte FANART manip If Qetesh had a lo'taur, he'd look like this. #nude #DanielJackson #hieroglyphs

Thu, 22:48: RT @LiveJournal: The site is back up, but we're still working on the Varnish 503 errors. Refreshing will usually clear it. status.live ...
Thu, 22:51: ROTFL Teryl Rothery is too perfect. http://j.mp/n13iLo
Thu, 22:53: I'm trying desperately to comment on all the entries in my FList during this LJ fiasco. It's been so frustrating when I … http://j.mp/pJyFyx
Thu, 23:25: OMG Did Leia make a furry porno with Chewbacca? #ROTFL RT @scifimommy http://t.co/CyKbIC3
Thu, 23:32: NOT AGAIN! Followbot spammer @montana_ray hawking "Christian Biker patches". Not at all Christian to spam people. #block #reportSpam
Thu, 23:36: #hmm Antispam for inbox messages #LiveJournal http://t.co/UrNquhb
Thu, 23:46: I'm campylobacter at Dreamwidth. http://j.mp/oMkGtJ
Fri, 00:04: Good idea. Crazy week for LJ. http://j.mp/pqcvDI
Fri, 00:14: LOL Dear Cam, Roses r red Ur eyes r blue Sugar is sweet I'ma kiss u ~ <3 ur John ~ http://j.mp/neHsnV
Fri, 00:21: Up since 6AM. I'm done for the day. #bed

Fri, 09:23: "Fangirling from work? heh heh heh It's so hard to find out exactly what's going on when LJ has an outage. At … http://j.mp/n09tK1
Fri, 09:28: You tell 'em, Daniel! http://j.mp/puBsaA
Fri, 09:32: Cheer up, Daniel. Jack'll give you a back rub. http://j.mp/prMbUM
Fri, 09:53: #Stargate http://tumblr.com/xxs3rxnqi5 "Where's My Daniel?" Vala Mal Doran #nude
Fri, 10:09: The #debtCeiling is a NEUTRAL issue. Fix the #deficit & #balancedBudget issues when there's no deadline on defaulting. @GOPWhip @BarackObama
Fri, 10:14: Agreed. I have both LJ & DW. Wordpress pwns LJ & DW as a blogging platform -- user-friendliness, stability, anti-spam … http://j.mp/r11ArS
Fri, 10:27: #Stargate http://tumblr.com/xxs3rydgxh FANART Daniel Jackson in a straw hat
Fri, 10:55: Yeah, the horror in this fic is the same misguided thinking that supports the penis-enlargement industry: that a small … http://j.mp/ozEKNf
Fri, 10:58: LOL I'd be excited to find a micropenis depicted *positively* in porn. http://j.mp/mXbEZv
Fri, 11:17: ONE more major LJ outage, and I'm going to attempt to build a fandom community on WordPress. I opened a WP during the … http://j.mp/o6uDCK

Fri, 11:21: Yeah, there are ideological differences between LJ & DW advocates, but the platforms both have better social networking … http://j.mp/ounag4
Fri, 11:23: Same here. Must resist urge to sell Frank the Goat to a glue factory. http://j.mp/pdcDmV
Fri, 11:32: Russian Mafia is more interest in spammings. Please to announce designer handbag will enlarge the tool for her pleasures. http://j.mp/qXjiQw
Fri, 11:38: Whee! It finally loaded after cumulative F5s. Never thought I'd enjoy seeing a bad bolo tie... http://j.mp/pgd3JV
Fri, 11:44: Blogs are klunky ways to publish fan works because they lack the powerful Search features a true archive has, but are … http://j.mp/qfI4Fv
Fri, 11:56: Argh yes! When I finally discovered how to block Farmville & Mafia Wars requests, it was already too late -- I'd lost … http://j.mp/na1r2e
Fri, 12:01: No one's written a DW importer for WP yet. :( But they're both built on PHP/MySQL, so it's possible. I'd probably have … http://j.mp/mX6QET