Kiss my ass, Sauron. Aeryn & I are having sex in Mount Doom

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• Sat, 13:08: RT @anonymoose420: Britain to Censor Twitter, Facebook, Other Social Media Sites http://t.co/wMFoBm7
• Sat, 13:39: RT @Televixen: Young mirror universe Spock cosplayer. http://t.co/XqoeObQ
• Sat, 13:59: RT @JeriLRyan: Gotta admit, in a very crowded Apple store, it doesn't hurt to be nerd-bait. ;-) #awesomefastservice
• Sat, 14:24: Time to get dressed for the Reunion shindig. :/ I WANNA KEEP FANGIRLING!
• Sat, 20:10: RT @laurenahayes: The Facebook Terms of Service in Bro Speak: http://goo.gl/Z9aLw
• Sun, 05:06: RT @GraceRBx: #shestooyoungforyoubro Age is just a number. Yeah? Jail is just a room
• Sun, 06:28: Fun SG-1 screencap meme! We have a favorite pairing in common. :) http://j.mp/pmMKMZ
• Sun, 06:33: RT @DailyBrowder: PK Tech Girl http://bit.ly/j33Wna #JohnCrichton #Farscape
• Sun, 06:39: #BenBrowder John Crichton chest porn! the morning after sex with Aeryn 1x16 "A Human Reaction" #Farscape http://t.co/w6wIRW2
• Sun, 06:45: John Crichton pretends not to look at Aeryn's legs #Farscape Claudia Black's legs are #nom http://t.co/skUrEVa

• Sun, 06:50: Goatees are TEH SECKS! LaniTupu as Bialar Crais is #nomnomnom #Farscape http://t.co/MJVSHHC
• Sun, 07:53: NSFW Silly soft porn video: Don't mess up my hair & makeup! #PamelaAnderson http://t.co/cClkjt9
• Sun, 08:03: Fic: Sweet is Pleasure After Pain, John/Cam, NC-17 http://j.mp/o5ctWx
• Sun, 08:31: Whaddya mean? A John/Aeryn crossover AU with Harry Potter wouldn't be allowed? *snerk http://j.mp/nLTD12
• Sun, 08:39: Hey, it might slide, but John & Aeryn (with pulse pistols) transported to the middle of the Battle of Pelennor Fields … http://j.mp/oY0Fp4
• Sun, 08:45: @dannysgirlsg1 NM I went back & read ur Timeline. LJ better not be douches about your extension for their fail.
• Sun, 08:46: JOHN: Kiss my ass, Sauron. Aeryn & I are having sex in Mount Doom. http://j.mp/pXbOno
• Sun, 09:04: OMG that book is BAT CRAP CRAZY in CAPSLOCK. Gotta give the author props for stating the same dumb point ad nauseum in … http://j.mp/oHwsGk
• Sun, 09:18: Ha! I want front row seats to the unwrapping of Daniel's package! http://j.mp/qPbk9n