Pregnant? That's impossible. Jack used a condom.

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• Fri, 12:38: OM NOM NOM NOM! People say that roosters crow when the sun rises. They also crow at random times whenever the fuck they … http://j.mp/qXlBCT
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• Fri, 13:42: RT @MsSarahMonkey: @alan_tudyk Hey now! Some of us ladies appreciate semi naked women climbing rocks too you know.
• Fri, 13:47: Campy gives good prompt Yay! w00t! You give good fill, baby. ;D http://t.co/Lkjz1KR
• Fri, 14:47: How to Make an LJ-Cut in the New Rich Text Editor http://j.mp/qu20mn
• Fri, 14:56: LIVEJOURNAL Known issues list for Rich Text Editor http://j.mp/nmZMh1
• Fri, 15:00: In Mac/Google Chrome: - Clicking into the HTML window to fix RTE formatting places the insertion point cursor at the … http://j.mp/qqke2t
• Fri, 15:15: RT @AnonymousIRC: Breaking News: Sabu revealed: http://t.co/poxpbm6 #AntiSec #LulzSec #Anonymous
• Fri, 15:47: Holy fuck, LiveJournal's new RTE is fux0red. http://t.co/iFtd9Nt

• Fri, 16:28: Sorry about that; I forget that some folks have pretty narrow FList layouts. It took me 4 hours to get this tute to … http://j.mp/oBzRTb
• Fri, 19:58: Sad Etsy Dogs. Betrayal. Commerce. Woe. http://t.co/C64kI1V This will eat your soul.
• Fri, 20:46: RT @MichaelShanks: Convention reminder: Michael and Lexa are appearing at @FanExpoCanada #fanexpocanada this weekend!
• Fri, 21:04: Why are diamonds so pricey when they're so universally common? Astronomers Discover Planet Made of Diamond http://t.co/vwcrD3v
• Fri, 21:42: Number of women working in TV falls http://t.co/PCRImdt
• Sat, 05:32: I got a Daniel Jackson blowjob sticker on @GetGlue http://t.co/uePIs94 #justKidding
• Sat, 06:02: [insert stupid floppy hair joke here] http://j.mp/qsCtIk
• Sat, 06:25: RT @neilhimself: My left arm, the one next to @amandapalmer in the night, is covered with glitter. I hope her Glasgow gig was good. It t ...
• Sat, 06:28: You are acutely aware of the sex pheromones around you and will get s... More for Scorpio at #NotTwittascope #LOL #fuckHoroscopes
• Sat, 07:28: Pregnant? That's impossible. Jack used a condom. http://t.co/znVcBtC #Stargate #DanielJackson

• Sat, 07:42: How to Recognize Your Future Ex-Husband http://t.co/uUQp8w2
• Sat, 08:32: NaNoWriMo? LOL 50k words of feedback, bitches. http://j.mp/n7wniy
• Sat, 09:18: Photo: [Pregnant? That’s impossible. Jack used a condom.] http://t.co/ZTTdmgi
• Sat, 09:19: RT @FanExpoCanada: Lexa Doig and Michael Shanks are expected to be at the show by 3:00 pm. Trying to schedule a Photo Op session for Lex ...
• Sat, 09:19: RT @FanExpoCanada: PHOTO OP: 1:00 PM in Room 706 Lexa Doig #fanexpocanada
• Sat, 09:22: #Stargate Pregnant? That’s impossible. Jack used a condom. http://t.co/ZTTdmgi #DanielJackson
• Sat, 09:25: RT @FanExpoCanada: Lexa Doig and Michael Shanks are in toronto! Haven't seen them on show floor yet. -tb
• Sat, 09:29: I'm hoping I can at least READ 50,000 words of fanfic in November, to be quite honest. http://j.mp/raqt7K
• Sat, 09:31: Bwahaha! I'll try not to cheat and leave "TL;DR" feedback to my own fanfic. ;) http://j.mp/p6Oh4l
• Sat, 09:55: RT @Seth_Fried: If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you ...

• Sat, 09:55: RT @RainbowFrancks: @LexaShmexa ARE YOU IN MY CITY LADY?!
• Sat, 10:12: Tears. Sobbing. Andre the Sea Turtle Found Dead After Miracle Recovery http://t.co/hA2QZgt
• Sat, 10:16: (Your appropriate icon is appropriate.) http://j.mp/qFNnIQ
• Sat, 10:20: RT @iamjrbourne: Been advised....it's a tall order...but...I will NOT perform live w/Adele @ VMAs unless I get @ least 1,000,000 followe ...
• Sat, 10:29: 6 Reasons Why Evil TV Characters Appeal To Good Viewers (features Michael Shanks & Cliff Simon!) http://t.co/Y1259Ok
• Sat, 10:49: PHOTOS: Heartbreaking Yet Beautiful Images Of Our Planet Being Destroyed http://t.co/H5JbDGE #pollution #mining #Louisiana #oilSpill
• Sat, 10:49: RT @FionaMartinxoxo: Whenever i say or hear someone say "jam-packed", in my head i always hear Vala replying with; "I love jam." #Claudi ...
• Sat, 11:06: RT @matt_legault: As expected, I wanted to punch @dhewlett in the nuts. Good job! #WhenMonkeysAttack #FunAtTheMovies
• Sat, 12:18: Where did my #Stargate SG-1 DVD go with 4x01 "Crossroads" on it? #messyHousekeeping #rage
• Sat, 12:18: uh, 4x04 "Crossroads" #messyTyping