Toddler in Champagne Stupor

[campylobacter]

"Mulder and Scully had a private party while their son was already asleep in his toddler bed. He looked at the empty champagne bottle while looking at his beloved wife and life long partner."

I give you ONE guess as to who wrote this. For what it's worth, I always hit the Recommend link several dozen times just to boost her ego.

Comments

[meridym.livejournal.com]

I give you ONE guess as to who wrote this.
Monkeys? The toddler in question? An ESL student? *blinks innocently*

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's it -- the FLYING monkeys and their typewriters. I love me some flying monkeys! The world would suck without them

[(Anonymous)]

The toddler has a beloved wife and life-long partner? Those Mulders sure start eary. Do I know this writer?

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Depends. Who are you, anonymouse?

[sillymonkeyno.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was me. I thought I was signed in.

[coolredwyne.livejournal.com]

So you are the reason they keep writing! Bad campy, bad bad.