META: Why You Should Not Get a Twitter Account

[campylobacter]

foreverAlone: Have taken shower. Time for nap!

me: Penis. Vagina. Stargate.

AttentionWhore: My butt hurts.

me: Vagina. Stargate. Vagina.

ADHD: ˆ◡ˆ <3 *** hi! HI! HI!!!!!!! *** :) 
ADHD: Got to go! Bye everyone!!!! ˆ◡ˆ <3 ***

me: bewbs. Farscape. Claudia Black.

AttentionWhore: I said my butt hurts. Y is every1 ignoring meeee???!!!

clueless: OK, okay... (laughing out loud) so I went outside to check the mail and And AND! OH MY GOSH I saw this thing (evil grin) but it... [link to TweetLonger]

noPersonality: This is adorable! [link to time-wasting YouTube vid]
noPersonality: You are destined to avoid sandwiches today. #Pisces @horoscope RT

me: Cock! [link to cock] Stargate!

noPersonality: Watching "Pointless Hollywood Crap" with 6 others @GetGlue

foreverAlone: That was a great nap. It's raining!

me: Pussy! [link to picture] LOL it's my cat hahaha #rickRoll

noPersonality: #FF Friday Follow these Tweeps! @name @username @friend @someone @person @foreverAlone @pseud @someoneYouHate

privilegedWhiner: I hate the stupid n00bs in my fandom. I am better than they are. GTFO n00bz

me: rant LiveJournalFail rant rant

noPersonality: Breaking news! [link to current event]

privilegedWhiner: If I see 1 more RT of #currentEvent I'm gonna pitch a tantrum.

AttentionWhore: @privilegedWhiner I knew about #currentEvent before it got popular.

me: troll #currentEvent trollololol [link to Rick Roll]

foreverAlone: Ok, time for bed! See ya later! Hope it's stopped raining tmrw.

AttentionWhore: I am so bored right now.

me: i can haz penis? [link to penis] #vagina #Stargate

Comments

[magnavox-23.livejournal.com]

LOL! I just seem to get pulled into all your pornographic conversations.

[spiletta42.livejournal.com]

And now I know why I haven't logged into my Twitter account in years.

[lolmac]

Maybe you need a Twintervention. You give me your Twitter password, and I'll change it and forget what I changed it to, so I can't even tell you. Then you'll have to spend all your time writing fic. Or reading it and leaving feedback.

Or you could play Farmville with all the time you'll save by not being on Twitter.

Or open a new Twitter account, and Follow yourself.

[shakespherical.livejournal.com]

I used to do twitter but that was before it got popular #trendsetter

Now I find it filled with all these noobs #wannbemes

I've given it up because it isn't fulfilling its orginal purpose #worshipme #followme

I'm bored. #yawn #twittersucks