My tweets

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• Tue, 13:24: RT @LiveJournal: Yes, we are aware of the 503 errors & we're on it! Here's something to put a smile back on that face! :) http://t. ...
• Tue, 13:25: hurr durr fat cat flop-over GIF http://t.co/JkPvruSE
• Tue, 13:27: RT @MisaBuckley: My 25,000th Tweet is dedicated to the very wonderful @realcliffsimon, who is to blame for more than he knows... *smirks ...
• Tue, 13:41: RT @LiveJournal: WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, 404. http://t.co/nWLaBsNv
• Tue, 13:42: RT @AnneWheaton: Today is a wearing exercise clothes with no intention of actually exercising kind of day. #FatTuesday
• Tue, 13:53: RT @MollyRingwald: In lieu of posting my kids, I present to you Captain Kitty! (The feline alarm clock) http://t.co/N7ARYiSn
• Tue, 14:01: RT @LiveJournal: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo RT @hatorbu: Poor Frank ...
• Tue, 14:03: RT @Wwm_Shakespeare: Are they not lamely writ?
• Tue, 14:05: I paid $40 for 30 minutes of great sex today. I mean, a combination chair/foot massage. #ujelly? #actuallyIjelly
• Tue, 14:05: RT @missmorenab: It's been Tuesday for 45 hours. #jetfucked

• Tue, 14:17: LMFAO Finally the @LiveJournal Twitter has someone who speaks sarcasm (in English) to respond to rage-Tweets about site outages.
• Tue, 14:21: RT @TheBloggess: The toothpaste and the clearasil look exactly the same. They don't taste the same. http://t.co/yHcgPcbg
• Tue, 14:21: RT @dreamwidth: FYI: LiveJournal is currently down, so crossposts and imports won't work until they come back up.
• Tue, 14:29: If ur not creepin @LiveJournal's timeline right now, ur missing epic LULZ & GIFs.
• Tue, 14:34: RT @meganamram: HELP I HAVE THOUSANDS OF HALF-BABIES INSIDE ME
• Tue, 14:49: RT @TheNeilJackson: Did an amazing photo shoot today with @snootyfoximages and @hannahxmuax. Thank you both... http://t.co/LNiSK4UU
• Tue, 14:51: RT @TheNeilJackson: Though, @snootyfoximages & @hannahxmuax, the bucket of water was a bit harsh ;) http://t.co/0hwJKKCO
• Tue, 14:53: Lila Rose accidentally proves how much the United States doesn't have a sex selective #abortion problem. http://t.co/ShkfBi2l
• Tue, 14:56: RT @AlChocolate: Ginger POWER! RT @campyspornshack @pervtrain Redheads are magic. Ginger-haters need to STFU. @randomcow_
• Tue, 15:17: "Today I spent $12 on 5 thong panties. Can I get a RT?" #no1Curr @MichaelShanks

• Tue, 15:20: RT @robertcarlyle_: hello everyone.. so what's up?
• Tue, 15:22: RT @RyRobbins: Sincerest apologies to all attending #SGVan . Sorry to have to cancel. On my way to Calgary to work on a great show! I'll ...
• Tue, 15:27: RT @cleothemuse: @campyspornshack Simple: journalism no longer has any standards.
• Tue, 15:28: RT @Horse_ebooks: stinky, sweaty, intimidating, money
• Tue, 15:33: RT @MichaelShanks: @campyspornshack nope
• Tue, 15:44: RT @LiveJournal: Everything should be looking good, according to our ops team! Thanks for your patience & sharing a few laughs with us.
• Tue, 15:51: RT @LouDPhillips: Still pondering that SecretService/Prostitution thing...at least we know they had protection.
• Tue, 16:35: RT @MichaelShanks: “@hornlindsay27: @MichaelShanks you didn't retweet me! YOU PRICK!” sukkit
• Tue, 16:40: RT @GreatDismal: A fine day for conversation. Conversation with cake, then conversation elsewhere with savory tarts and pies. Mrs GD and ...
• Tue, 16:43: RT @funnyorfact: Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

• Tue, 16:47: RT @AlChocolate: @campyspornshack Do they have 12 step for that? Is the first step smacking him upside the head? *evil laugh* @MichaelShanks
• Tue, 16:54: RT @magnavox_23: Whale Trainer Barbie's arms and head are easily detachable and I don't see her flotation devices helping her this time. ...
• Tue, 16:59: RT @AlChocolate: "I hate to be Captain Obvious, but..." DUDE you are always Captain Obvious.
• Tue, 17:07: "Map of Tasmania" Music Video about PANTIES & PUBES by @amandapalmer & The Young Punx http://t.co/DpeOTNmA #panties
• Tue, 17:08: RT @urbandaily: Reverse Mormon - The Reverse Mormon is a term to describe any obscure sex position. Used when you have no id... - http:/ ...
• Tue, 17:09: RT @TheSexBible: When eating the pussy make sure you play with the nipples multitasking is a must
• Tue, 17:28: RT @PimpBillClinton: Batman sure talks a lot of shit for a dude with no super powers.
• Tue, 17:36: RT @tiva_clois: @fallenstar88 I can just picture him inside his trailer, while he's SUPPOSED to be learning lines, instead RTing EVERYTH ...
• Tue, 17:53: RT @vonkrum: I have an obsession with smelling my pussy #sogood #softkitty #warmkitty #littleballoffur
• Tue, 19:20: RT @MichaelShanks: @SweetyPapoos naked photos. Of Jessica Alba.

• Tue, 19:25: RT @capn_madd_katt: I should watch some sexy Ba'als on SG-1 while I pack for Vancouver. ;) @realcliffsimon
• Tue, 19:37: RT @MichaelShanks: @Gharv I kinda thought "entertained", Gary. Apparently those with Tourette's are not easily amused ;)
• Tue, 19:38: RT @ShanksyMellark: That should've said 'SIT' in shame, but 'SHIT' came out. Oops?
• Tue, 19:59: Dear @ClearChannel: Playing Gotye's post-new-wave goth "Somebody That I Used To Know" 50x/day on the radio DOES NOT MAKE ME LIKE IT. #payola
• Tue, 20:08: RT @amandapalmer: that is amazing. RT @NoahsHippo i shaved my pubes to look like a handlebar mustache once. women found it strangely al ...
• Tue, 20:19: RT @lillilaclady: @ShanksyMellark only when it comes to having panties in vending machines and sushi
• Tue, 20:38: Come on meet me in Electric Chapel, Entity!Sam #Stargate http://t.co/6xRs0PQs
• Tue, 20:41: Name that floppy-haired Daniel Jackson #Stargate SG-1 episode http://t.co/vwFO9QLn
• Tue, 20:47: RT @meganamram: Guys be honest how raven am I
• Tue, 20:48: RT @ericeobrien: @NekoCase "My health insurance paid for a vasectomy--so why not women's reproductive health?"

• Tue, 20:51: RT @MichaelShanks: @jeandiata @ShanksyMellark that asking for one is silly, and meaningless.....and annoys the SHIT outta people. RT's f ...
• Tue, 21:05: RT @TVAddict84: I tried setting fire to the rain, it didn't work. http://t.co/Xog4lrBr
• Tue, 21:11: RT @jgem87: Men do not need to masturbate or have sex in order to prevent “blue balls.” Excess of sperm is handled by releasing it into ...
• Tue, 21:16: Ahhh, spaghetti time!
• Tue, 21:45: RT @sometomguy: When all hope seemed lost, Osaka's greatest giant crab negotiator was called in.. http://t.co/lY5ugKNc
• Tue, 21:48: mmm @realcliffsimon's new Twitter avatar is DEEEEELISH. https://t.co/eJnyxgPZ
• Tue, 22:47: RT @vonkrum: #fuckyeah best birthday cake my mum ever made me! http://t.co/kEDiF1Ng
• Tue, 22:55: RT @vonkrum: #fuckyeah #minxyboynigel #felixthecat #meow Ive seen this movie! ;) http://t.co/t9xmUXjY
• Tue, 23:13: RT @Pepe_le_Quoi: To followers of @MichaelShanks who don't like RTs: You do realise that you can turn them off, right? https://t.co/Bzjf ...
• Tue, 23:20: RT @MSScreenCapSite: Hosting photo ops with Michael http://t.co/rwq9jDFe

• Tue, 23:26: RT @Jorge_Z: . @LexaShmexa RT @ContinuumSeries Meet Sonya, one of the bad girls from @liber8now She's beautiful & vicious #Continuum ...
• Tue, 23:31: RT @ContinuumSeries: Meet Sonya, one of the bad girls from @liber8now . She's beautiful AND vicious. #Continuum #Liber8 http://t.co/htWKoDES
• Tue, 23:34: RT @amandapalmer: i have found the opening band for the grand theft orchestra http://t.co/QGGS8Yce
• Wed, 07:45: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Some restrictions apply.
• Wed, 07:49: RT @Nyxxisnite: Good to know: http://t.co/f4aYOFZl #Romney #ClearChannel
• Wed, 08:44: Don't want your Stafford Student Loan interest rate to double on July 1? Neither does #SlowJam @BarackObama http://t.co/5CgR7gUM Aw PELL no
• Wed, 08:53: RT @Horse_ebooks: Living with THE FEAR that your bones could shatter like glass at any moment?
• Wed, 08:57: RT @BarackObama: College students can’t afford double the interest on student loans—let your members of Congress know: http://t.co/wZiP5 ...
• Wed, 09:35: RT @tejasjulia: Higher education is the best weapon against poverty. Being poor is not a character flaw or divine judgement. #MakeEducat ...
• Wed, 10:00: RT @camanpour: Driving around NYC with Manal al-Sharif [TIME’s 100 Most Influential] – doing here what she can’t do in Saudi Arabia: htt ...

• Wed, 10:09: RT @MSScreenCapSite: So I finally decided on putting the ops in year order...might change though :P http://t.co/Y34W7nUX
• Wed, 10:18: RT @lisawest99: Cylon water filter ?! #BSG http://t.co/MjEx46eV
• Wed, 10:35: RT @NathanFillion: Sitting behind @iamchrisjudge and @TheStevenWeber on a plane. I feel confident alien conflict or pilot failure will n ...
• Wed, 10:37: RT @truthteam2012: Romney versus reality, student loans edition: http://t.co/5JAAI1wD
• Wed, 10:48: RT @SuanneBraun: Excited about going to Canada for the week end to meet and greet the #stargatesg1 lot but DREADING the jet lag. #lovemyjob
• Wed, 10:53: RT @realcliffsimon: @MisaBuckley waves back
• Wed, 11:02: RT @tavovip: Look dude @Skrillex @deadmau5 @tiesto @kaskade @arminvanbuuren http://t.co/fNSMz3pB
• Wed, 11:07: RT @realcliffsimon: @campyspornshack Mercie
• Wed, 11:49: RT @MichaelShanks: Differences? Hawkman always shoots first. Daniel Jackson asks questions before. Charlie Harris asks questions AFTER.. ...
• Wed, 11:54: RT @travelcat_linus: Whoever did this should die. http://t.co/gKxNotQT