My tweets

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• Sun, 12:09: RT @AnneWheaton: Game hasn't even started and Wil has already photobombed the people in front of us. Awesome.
• Sun, 12:22: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy photobombs #Stargate http://t.co/vI343WC9
• Sun, 12:34: "No offense, but blacks please block me!" Douchebags of Grindr http://t.co/m2smhUir #racism #wank #wtf
• Sun, 12:38: RT @AnneWheaton: The mom in me is really bothered by the players shoving each other & the crowd booing the other team. #LAKINGS
• Sun, 12:53: RT @AnneWheaton: OH. MY. GOD. @BaileyLAKings http://t.co/KjfSW8Jt
• Sun, 13:15: RT @alan_tudyk: Any TSA worker who doesn't have organizational skills, people skills or any skills at all really, there's a job for you ...
• Sun, 13:18: RT @MisaBuckley: She had hair the colour of midnight, glossy with a slight blue sheen, and skin like the cream any cat would kill to lic ...
• Sun, 13:23: RT @AlChocolate: That's it!! my bra and I are jumping in the pool as soon as I get home.
• Sun, 13:31: RT @NekoCase: I'll sleep-fart her something to complain about!!
• Sun, 13:47: Aeryn Sun brightens the interior of Moya #Farscape http://t.co/6gVTdRm6

• Sun, 13:53: RT @Wwm_Shakespeare: O, what a scene of foolery have I seen
• Sun, 13:55: balls @magnavox_23
• Sun, 13:57: @meganamram Am waiting to see the comments on THAT tweet.
• Sun, 13:59: RT @meganamram: Anyone know any good tips for getting red wine out of a bottle??
• Sun, 14:10: RT @SG1Danny: RIP Daisy, you had a very good life. Will miss the suggles though. http://t.co/LRNodoE1
• Sun, 14:21: RT @wilw: So many broken sticks in this game, I think the @LAKings equipment manager went shopping at the practical joke store.
• Sun, 14:22: I'm onto you, cat. Pretending that I'm beneath your notice, but making sure to hang out in whatever room I'm in. #sneaky
• Sun, 14:37: RT @yokoono: Walk with your bare feet, letting the Earth energy circulate from your feet to your head and back again.
• Sun, 14:38: RT @Horse_ebooks: How To Smooth Up
• Sun, 14:43: RT @LAKings: The #LAKings lead 3-1 with 25.8 seconds remaining!

• Sun, 14:45: RT @LAKings: THE #LAKINGS HAVE DONE IT! THEY ARE MOVING ON TO THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS!
• Sun, 14:52: RT @joe_hill: And this probably explains why really ideological people hate the arts: http://t.co/4gCROjWN
• Sun, 15:04: "All the stupid fangirls" https://t.co/qEFqZBGT
• Sun, 15:05: RT @QueenOfVagina1: Everybody fuck in front of the wall mirror
• Sun, 15:07: Mobilizing a fanbase that promotes your fledgling project ain't that stupid.
• Sun, 15:08: RT @LAKings: First time the #LAKings have ever swept a playoff series.
• Sun, 15:12: RT @punslingerr: @palmie @ShanksyMellark @campyspornshack Was her tweet self-referential? Was she calling herself out?
• Sun, 15:14: RT @ShanksyMellark: You know, the last two years, the Stanley Cup winners had to go through the Canucks to get there. #JustSayin
• Sun, 15:33: RT @MichaelShanks: @tiva_clois sweet, sweet fangirl
• Sun, 15:48: RT @HopeInsider: Tomorrow, May 7, starts our countdown to the big day. Share the banner with your friends. Spread the #SavingHope love. ...

• Sun, 15:52: Jack O'Neill in chains chestporn http://t.co/wc5AuU8y
• Sun, 15:55: RT @GigiEdgley: Another cool promo I just found for Tricky Business!!!! http://t.co/1nSPIawa http://t.co/zyuStCRe
• Sun, 16:00: RT @kevinmitnick: A friend just told me that Canadian Customs demanded his passwd to his phone and computer and started going through hi ...
• Sun, 16:06: RT @SG1Danny: Just want to send blanket thanks to every one who has tweeted about Daisy. *GROUP HUG* Thank you!
• Sun, 16:09: RT @kevinmitnick: Everyone should encrypt ALL their stuff refuse to cooperate in violating your right to privacy. It wasn't even me and ...
• Sun, 16:19: RT @yodasworld: Is John McCain really the right person who should be giving advice to Mitt Romney on how to pick a VP to run on his ticket?
• Sun, 16:23: RT @ShanksyMellark: Would help if I put my panties in the bag.
• Sun, 16:26: SG-1 Smooch prompts http://t.co/045qoKdz
• Sun, 16:52: 2 Teyla Emmagan wallpapers #Stargate Atlantis http://t.co/cgpbNmtU
• Sun, 17:02: RT @neilhimself: My wife was at a wedding today. I was half a continent away. She was a zombieschoolgirlbridesmaid. I shoulda gone. http ...

• Sun, 17:16: "Because your head resembles a #penis." http://t.co/FjhR368K @Oglaf #nsfw #lulz
• Sun, 17:20: RT @kellyyloovee: Special made pancake for @jrcervantes87 by @im_daisy 😂 He was so fast to eat it too. Haha. #Breakfast #Penis http://t. ...
• Sun, 17:20: RT @JustTeenWays: Idk, but this carrot looks like a #penis. Thanks @mac_n_ch3ese http://t.co/n5PRmk0H
• Sun, 17:20: RT @_alysssaaa: LOL at the paperclips kendra got me for my birthday! #penis http://t.co/FYV04qYS
• Sun, 17:25: RT @DailyBrowder: They've Got A Secret http://t.co/yzC9evxK #Farscape #JohnCrichton #Zhaan
• Sun, 17:35: RT @kevinmitnick: Whoops. I guess a female can easily smuggle data pass customs using this USB drive. http://t.co/8bFu3HXo
• Sun, 17:52: "shrimp like plastic Goa’uld larvae kept melting, & they smelled bad" - @SuanneBraun http://t.co/YmsfoNML #Stargate http://t.co/72xolh6U
• Sun, 18:01: "Jackson & Mitchell were more than just friends" - @iamchrisjudge http://t.co/YmsfoNML http://t.co/3KH1Q7K1
• Sun, 18:12: SHANKS: If you kiss me, I’ll punch you! DAN PAYNE: You’re tied up; you can’t! http://t.co/YmsfoNML #Stargate http://t.co/aS1okjzC
• Sun, 18:19: Peter Williams "used to walk thru the prod. offices yelling 'I am your God!'" - @iamchrisjudge http://t.co/YmsfoNML http://t.co/dvMT4Bzt

• Sun, 18:27: ROBERT PICARDO: "Richard Woolsey is now an official spokesman for Preparation H." http://t.co/YmsfoNML #Stargate http://t.co/MdBCkArV
• Sun, 18:31: RT @Horse_ebooks: You will discover the ultimate way to create truly mouth
• Sun, 18:40: RT @LexaShmexa: Sam "Is God a spirit?" Me "Well - I guess God is everything" Sam "So God's a couch?" Me "... I suppose so - why not?"
• Sun, 18:42: RT @TheTweetOfGod: In a fight between reasonable and crazy, crazy always wins, by virtue of the fact it got reasonable to fight with it.
• Sun, 19:21: RT @HopeInsider: New @CTV_television promo for #SavingHope. Aired during the season finale of "The Amazing Race": http://t.co/G6dIZhhR @ ...
• Sun, 19:21: RT @joe_hill: Napping is my superpower.
• Sun, 19:31: RT @LouDPhillips: Finally! 'Twinkle, twinkle little bat.' Flitting around the yard eating moths. It's an All You Can Eat Buffet, for sur ...
• Sun, 19:49: @MichaelShanks Daniel's REALLY sarcastic when speaking to Ba'al in that @bigfinish trailer!
• Sun, 19:58: RT @magnavox_23: Wil: "Guys, I'm willing to do anything to win this, and by anything, I mean anal." #TOFOPquotes
• Sun, 20:01: RT @magnavox_23: Wil: "You couldn't fuck everyone on the Survivor island without somebody saying 'Hey, this guy is fucking everybody!'" ...

• Sun, 20:09: Jayne's all "whatevs", Mal's like "ohboyohboyohboy" and Zoe's totally "SUCK IT ASSHOLES". #Firefly http://t.co/PyeYvDFo
• Sun, 20:10: RT @LAKings: RT @jonathanquick32: Never heard a rink as loud as the #StaplesCenter for the final 2mins! Thank you LA King fans! #goosebumps
• Sun, 20:51: The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas http://t.co/ZO8ZYTD1 #vagina #nsfw
• Sun, 20:58: RT @punslingerr: @campyspornshack "Sarah, why is that one green?" - "It's Poison Ivy's!"
• Sun, 21:15: RT @Kat_Xander: @campyspornshack Spoonflower actually has uterus-print material... http://t.co/TW1vCbJS
• Sun, 22:21: RT @AlChocolate: @campyspornshack Ego tastes yummy.
• Sun, 22:43: RT @kevinmitnick: The HP laptop was for demos only. I use a Mac :-)
• Sun, 23:47: RT @FooGDave: If you play a Nickelback song backwards you’ll hear messages from the devil. Even worse, if you play it forwards you’ll he ...
• Mon, 00:00: The most perfect hair in #Stargate Atlantis. http://t.co/Sgr1izcQ
• Mon, 00:09: RT @jgem87: Is this girl doing the Aeryn Sun move? http://t.co/W2HGXiKH

• Mon, 09:41: RT @SuanneBraun: @campyspornshack Aaah my stinky shrimps.
• Mon, 10:08: If you have room on your hard drive, do install GIMP! It's the best FREE image editor I've ever used. On my Windows … http://t.co/xE6wE6iO
• Mon, 10:37: Jack O'Neill red phone vs. blue phone crack fic #Stargate http://t.co/Hhsrg6rG
• Mon, 10:54: I really, really need @RachelNichols1's crunchy time-travel melon ball this week http://t.co/hGOhZ0EU #Continuum
• Mon, 10:54: RT @ShanksyMellark: Yes, lets build a firework place this close to a gas station... http://t.co/sbfuDlaI
• Mon, 11:00: RT @PaulyMcGillion: @MichaelShanks Can you tell me when the Cup is going to be back on Canadian turf? Killing Me!!!
• Mon, 11:07: RT @Pepe_le_Quoi: BRB, going to hell!! @magnavox_23 :P :D http://t.co/VFF5xHuZ
• Mon, 11:11: RT @bigfinish: Just cleaned the kitchen, while listening to an edit of #Stargate audio ep 2. The joys of audio - you can do other things ...
• Mon, 11:55: Awww! This is when Daniel sees Sha'uri healed in the sarcophagus! <3 http://t.co/KCStI4NQ #Stargate