My tweets

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• Fri, 18:27: RT @cliffmsimon: Gmorning.#FF Ladies and gents. Have a great memorial day weekend for those in USA.
• Fri, 18:34: RT @LexaShmexa: That's what she said... http://t.co/fiJ6jUkh
• Fri, 18:35: Highly inappropriate fan request is inappropriate.
• Fri, 18:35: RT @MichaelShanks: @ladiosabri go over to the persons house who has a Neilson box ;)
• Fri, 18:39: RT @MichaelShanks: @ShanksyMellark mmmm beer
• Fri, 18:47: RT @levarburton: Hear this now! Y'all with something negative to say about ROOTS, KUNTA my 26 years encouraging kids to read or my tatto ...
• Fri, 19:05: RT @nettie_b: So sick of the Kristen Stewart Snow White crap movie trailer. So much.
• Fri, 19:12: RT @nettie_b: They're dying, R2! Curse my inefficiency, I wasn't fast enough. #starwars
• Fri, 19:32: RT @DonnaLeaElliott: hey cat. I love you. but, stop licking the bottom of my feet.
• Fri, 19:37: RT @AnneWheaton: In which my husband is surrounded by beautiful women. http://t.co/KRaLMWsk

• Fri, 19:38: RT @dawnwithrow6: @campyspornshack @FangirlKelly Crown Royal here, Jack Daniels works too. Kahlua's not bad either.
• Fri, 19:45: @shakesfearical I MISS YOU & wish I were in Ottawa with you hunting for Stephen Harper's clown pants.
• Fri, 20:03: RT @Sandra_A87: Young st, Toronto pimping #SavingHope @HopeInsider @ericadurancetv @MichaelShanks http://t.co/hSIADqga
• Fri, 20:08: @LilLilacLady Is your bg a pic from one of the whirlpools at Niagara? https://t.co/k5pAJxl0
• Fri, 20:09: RT @DonnaLeaElliott: needs to write....no porn this time though.
• Fri, 20:25: RT @francodionco: Calling Betty for almost 5mins and no answer. Kaya pala... #CatRules http://t.co/RonVYr3y
• Fri, 20:27: JOURNEY TO ORION'S DONG http://t.co/tQlwDtpg #fanfic #plotbunny
• Fri, 20:32: RT @meirelle: mwtgadmktgjamu!!! cloud of bugs!!! D:<
• Fri, 20:35: RT @ZacharyQuinto: goodbye spock. it's been real. cc: @mamacool13 http://t.co/KDMmzrwu
• Fri, 20:39: \"Het is gross\" -Straight girl looking for a boyfriend http://t.co/vCAr3Coc #FanficFlamingo

• Fri, 20:40: RT @amandapalmer: i think they ruin everything. RT @imtheastronaut what you think about the hipsters?
• Fri, 20:43: RT @MichaelShanks: @Tiffashae @PaulyMcGillion Paul and i have our own special banter
• Fri, 20:49: RT @amandapalmer: one who constantly adapts to the current version of "alternative" instead creating an actual alternative RT @verdinili ...
• Fri, 20:50: RT @amandapalmer: both. in bed. with me. RT @onomatopoeiapow anais nin or lydia lunch?
• Fri, 21:05: RT @Horse_ebooks: Out of control grocery
• Fri, 21:38: RT @AlChocolate: @campyspornshack Forgot "Fic writing buddy hates Mary Sue, doesn't realize friend has 100k word Mary Sue in other fando ...
• Fri, 21:58: RT @actorDanPayne: “@kirkjaques: Wow! I @IvanHayden sells a punch pretty well. New career in stunts? http://t.co/SKhjHRMs” Told you I wa ...
• Fri, 22:05: Nordic countries emerge as top green datacentre location http://t.co/SchsbuQl Well DUH cold climates cool hot CPUs
• Fri, 22:06: RT @AlChocolate: Ice cream rendered both children unconscious. This means something.
• Fri, 22:07: RT @NekoCase: Just gonna lick my butt hole behind your recordy-ma-jigs.. http://t.co/lDgPz5sv

• Fri, 22:08: RT @Fenix1186: @cleothemuse @campyspornshack Red Hat gives me an aneurism.
• Fri, 22:16: RT @cleothemuse: @ShanksyMellark @the_linz That's only because Daniel is divided up between Jack/Daniel and Daniel/Vala ships ;)
• Fri, 22:17: "Just a compliment but I never saw anyone as beautiful as you there. no offense meant just a compliment" Actual response to my Yelp review
• Fri, 22:19: RT @ShanksyMellark: Just cuz we're getting there anyways - PENIS.
• Fri, 22:20: RT @ShanksyMellark: @cleothemuse @the_linz @campyspornshack Vala IS the decision maker in their relationship.
• Fri, 22:44: RT @DonnaLeaElliott: please remember to not only neuter your pets. but your weird friends and relatives as well.
• Fri, 22:46: RT @drwheaton: This. Is. Awesome. #spayneuter #muttation #hungergames #vethumor ever_in_your_favor's photo http://t.co/kONDrLYW
• Fri, 22:48: RT @SciFiKriss: Dr Who runs with the Olympic Torch in Cardiff!
• Fri, 22:55: RT @DonnaLeaElliott: @AlChocolate Magnus gets tied down and fucked by someone in a mascot costume. @campyspornshack
• Fri, 23:13: RT @DonnaLeaElliott: @amandatapping @agamdarshi @sanctuaryseries @gillianhorvath ha! couldn't resist http://t.co/iMOBu99x

• Fri, 23:18: RT @BTL_Bailey: @campyspornshack everything counts in large amounts.
• Fri, 23:41: RT @magnavox_23: @Kat_Xander @campyspornshack And there will be cake!
• Fri, 23:57: RT @AlChocolate: I wonder if its time for mermaid sex?
• Sat, 00:04: RT @cleothemuse: @magnavox_23 @Kat_Xander @capn_madd_katt @campyspornshack There needs to be a dating site for atheists, agnostics, and ...
• Sat, 00:21: RT @cleothemuse: There's cat hair on my shirt... how'd THAT happen? XD
• Sat, 00:28: RT @cleothemuse: @campyspornshack I'm reminded of Lucy Lawless's cameo in Spider-Man: "A guy with eight hands? Sounds hot."
• Sat, 00:53: BRAIN CAN PICTURE ENTIRE SCENE & REFUSES TO PUT IT INTO WORDS http://t.co/CR9wx2eu #FanficFlamingo #porn
• Sat, 01:03: From Steve to Stevie: Husband & father of 6 discovers she's actually a woman http://t.co/ek6FBhfX #LGBT #intersex #awesome #trueLove
• Sat, 09:28: RT @BrianJacobSmith: Had one of those delirious hangovers this morn. Tried to blow out a candle with a mouth full of mouthwash. #tequila ...
• Sat, 09:53: Love how you turned a period romantic comedy into a dark, angsty tale of a doomed love triangle! Just watched … http://t.co/MTnyZDiQ

• Sat, 09:58: For those of you who hate VAGINAS http://t.co/ovD9OshQ
• Sat, 09:59: RT @amandatapping: Like getting together when you come to town? RT @MichaelShanks: Hope is: looking forward to something with desire and ...
• Sat, 10:20: RT @amandapalmer: interpret things however they want. the Artist has no true ownership of the interpretation of their Art...only over th ...
• Sat, 10:23: RT @GeonnCannon: Fox seems to really like airing shows out of order. "Oh, nice to meet you, guy I knew four episodes ago."
• Sat, 10:50: RT @ManzanoIsmael: @bbcdoctorwho he should pass it to Tennant, then Barrowman, and Piper, Tate, agyeman, Gillian, and then, finally, to ...
• Sat, 10:57: RT @MajorGeek69: All you Ba'al minions out there, support your God @cliffmsimon by getting him to @CreationEnt 's Chicago Stargate con i ...
• Sat, 11:03: RT @ShanksyMellark: YES. OMG. YES. GPOY OF ALL GPOYS: http://t.co/30vXgdzI
• Sat, 11:20: RT @AlChocolate: @DonnaLeaElliott I laid awake for over an hour last night trying to decide who is going to have mermaid sex. I decided. ...
• Sat, 11:22: RT @FangirlKelly: Very cool. Carrying the torch is cooler than bow ties or fezzes “@SG1Danny: Photo: http://t.co/SRlYYNfv”
• Sat, 11:24: RT @ShanksyMellark: "On a scale of one to lick your dick, how excited are you?!"

• Sat, 11:27: RT @dierne_kitten: @AlChocolate surely anything other than oral will be a tad problematic.
• Sat, 11:27: Getting an emergency work call on my day off = :/
• Sat, 11:34: RT @joe_hill: RT @semihotguy: Rowling gets paid for use of her characters and creations. Kirby, Lee, and Starlin don't. Advantage: Potter.
• Sat, 11:52: RT @YourAnonNews: Riots are now breaking out in #Toronto: http://t.co/AfiwAp5S