Admit it, campy, you're a 'shipper.

[campylobacter]

So I started writing a Stargate SG-1 Daniel/Vala story (working title: "Bookend") that I fully intended to become a short, rough, dirty smutbiscuit, (approx. 1500 words) and now it's grown into a much longer NC-17 romance, about 5000 words long.

::headdesk::

The Daniel/Vala pairing is such an epic, beautiful mess, in the vein of Mulder/Scully, only with more energy and cosmic tragedy, without the canonical dulling squelch that Chris Carter brings.

Man, I'm losin mah hardcore slash/crack rep because of Dr. Jackson and Vala.

I'm gonna need a couple beta readers for this thing:
- canon up to "Continuum",
- typo-spotter,
- characterization detector,
- title/summary advisor,
- FanFiction.net abridgment editor

Not sure what the best tech interface would be for this: email, Google Docs, a beta board?

Any volunteers? ::crickets::

Comments

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

ZOMG Is that much free episode viewing legal? LOL

But Prometheus Unbound, holy crap, yes, is the mother lode of cast members who wanna sex Dr. Jackson.

It starts deliciously slashy -- Jack & General Hammond are fighting over who gets Daniel:

JACK: With all due respect, sir, I think you should tell the mission commander that I need Daniel right here. [....]

HAMMOND: Doctor Jackson, you're with me.

And then Vala gets her hooks in him and dude, it's crack porn on an epic scale complete with fight!sex and OMG the DVD commentary is priceless, too.

::swoon::

Chris Carter never delivered the goods on a scale such as that. Vince Gilligan's "Bad Blood" came close, though -- full of awesome quotes. And of course, my favorite, "Killswitch", written by William Gibson.