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TITLE: Jack & Sam Dr. Suess Porn
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shakespherical & campylobacter
RATING: R/Mature
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
CROSS-POSTED TO:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
sam_and_jack on 15 May 2011, and crackified_gate on 14 May 2011
CATEGORY: poetry (bad); crack
WORD COUNT: 764
PAIRINGS: Sam/Jack
CHARACTERS: Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter
SUMMARY/PREMISE:shakespherical was SO inspired by some gawdawful Sam/Jack fanfiction I rec'ed to her, that she dropped Jack & Sam into "Green Eggs & Ham". I added Daniel, Teal'c, and astrophysics.
I am Jack
I'm a jock
Jack the Jock.
( Don't show this to the kids... )
AUTHORS:
shakespherical & campylobacterRATING: R/Mature
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
CROSS-POSTED TO:
sam_and_jack on 15 May 2011, and crackified_gate on 14 May 2011CATEGORY: poetry (bad); crack
WORD COUNT: 764
PAIRINGS: Sam/Jack
CHARACTERS: Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter
SUMMARY/PREMISE:
shakespherical was SO inspired by some gawdawful Sam/Jack fanfiction I rec'ed to her, that she dropped Jack & Sam into "Green Eggs & Ham". I added Daniel, Teal'c, and astrophysics.I am Jack
I'm a jock
Jack the Jock.
( Don't show this to the kids... )
