Let the bodies hit the sky

To my brother, I bequeath my porn collection.

The rest of you can have my pants.

[via David Pogue's Twitter rec "The funniest Rapture video you'll see all day!"]

The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us

• Fri, 17:15: Ba'al in SG-1 BDUs & a thigh holster? LET ME DIE RIGHT NOW i'm going to just keel over now and fucking die from … http://j.mp/kGO0O7
• Fri, 17:20: If I'm driving on the street behind you while you get Raptured, I GET YOUR CAR. #zombieApocalypse
• Fri, 17:50: RT @dhewlett: Pool is 80 degrees and I don't have a son, I've got a blond haired blue-eyed guppy!
• Fri, 18:49: Hi [real name], You haven't been back to Facebook recently. You have received notifications while you were gone. #FuckYou #FaceBookSucks
• Fri, 19:05: I AM EXCITE! #TheyMightBeGiants coming to San Diego, CA!
• Sat, 07:42: I just got Raptured. Am updating my Facebook page to let everyone know I've already bequeathed my awesome porn … http://j.mp/jz8Ixn
• Sat, 08:13: Shoot it, Daniel. Go on, shoot that tank of writhing, parasitic Goa'uld larvae. You know you wanna. Do it. … http://j.mp/iKbKtV
• Sat, 08:18: BA'AL: Excuse me? When did you get to decide that genocide is morally relative to your lower position on the food chain? http://j.mp/mlkyOb
• Sat, 08:20: QETESH: Agreed, my love. //sharpens Shikra Blade when he's not looking// http://j.mp/j82AQA
• Sat, 08:38: RT @MisaBuckley: It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine #REM :D

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