My tweets

• Sat, 12:45: The cat acts like it's a party when I let her eat kibble straight out of the bag. #nom
• Sat, 12:49: "When he put the scissors away, his urgent erection began to drive him nuts." #badPorn #LOL http://t.co/rqhGE5J0
• Sat, 12:50: RT @wilw: Cop arrests disabled woman *for sitting*. Seriously. Read the article to see what a power-abusing piece of shit he is: http:// ...
• Sat, 13:49: *sigh* Unlabeled John Sheppard/Mary Sue in a Daniel/Vala story. #doNotWant
• Sat, 14:19: RT @DeathStarPR: If you were a robot from the future who saw all the reality TV people watch in 2011, you'd go back in time and kill the ...
• Sat, 14:20: RT @alan_tudyk: Having my chart done. Was told I am a romantic who likes to be alone. That explains the pre-masterbation romancing. Lots ...
• Sat, 14:23: Cat is less traumatized by flea drops when they're accompanied by fresh turkey meat.
• Sat, 15:45: I just read genderswapped!Jack having sex with Daniel. And it was unexpectedly good. #Stargate
• Sat, 15:52: RT @GirlArchaeo: A useful rape analogy: http://t.co/iED5lHHi amusing and spot-on. Fuck the Patriarchy. Word.
• Sat, 18:06: RT @amiamiley: 6 million views in 3 days.. you should watch it too :) funnies. http://t.co/obmYOnzx

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