My tweets

• Sun, 13:02: Seconded, as well as for the Shakespeare analogy. http://t.co/RxsW9fxV
• Sun, 13:34: THE CERULEAN BLUE GAZE PARALYZES FANGIRLS http://t.co/6FP8U4nV
• Sun, 13:36: This is what it looks like when your hopes & dreams for a joyful domestic life are crushed by megalomania. http://t.co/awkkcZ56
• Sun, 13:44: RT @imajoel: #RealEstate ads never include the #features I look for. No #secretpassages, no #zombieapocalypse ready, no #hiddentreasure! ...
• Sun, 14:51: #MarriageTip @themarriagebed Keep your fingernails trimmed & clean. Seriously. Or they're not going ~there.
• Sun, 15:08: 'the abundance of sexual imagery on SG makes up for no sex...' Yesss, it was one of the few ways they could sneak it … http://t.co/RWxCdqgy
• Sun, 15:08: RT @alyankovic: Aww - thanks so much for all the birthday wishes! In lieu of donating money to a worthy charity, please shower me with ...
• Sun, 15:43: RT @amiamiley: #GhettoHalloweenTreats -mixtapes
• Sun, 15:44: RT @Tmillerpoetry: #ghettohalloweentreats leftover packets of ketchup and mustard from fast food restaurants
• Sun, 15:44: RT @DubzSoPretty: #ghettohalloweentreats : fortune cookies you saved up from the chinese restaurant -_-

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