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• Сб, 12:33: @dannysgirlsg1 http://t.co/XZBaSudR - get out of there cat THIS IS A WHITES LOAD it will fade your color srsly
• Сб, 13:11: RT @wilw: Anne: Blah blah stop playing Yes blah. Me: [Turns off Yes. Turns on Rush] Anne: ಠ\_ಠ Me: Hm. Yes doesn't seem so b ...
• Сб, 13:12: RT @schnuth: It's dangerous to go alone! Take one of these! @wilw @ Starbucks http://t.co/8iyc7KPI
• Сб, 13:34: @QueenOfVagina1 Just resting from the sex I already had. "Later" works for me.
• Сб, 13:43: I srsly canNOT stop laughing at Michael Shanks wearing Agent Scully's necklace in Christmas Lodge. #ShanksSaturday http://t.co/Sv9MllI4
• Сб, 13:53: RT @DeathStarPR: That awkward moment when you spot a spelling mistake in the giant paragraph of yellow expository text floating past you ...
• Сб, 14:42: RT @CAPSLOCKDAY: PORN IDEA: BUTT WITH BEES IN IT. ALSO BUTT WITH BUTTERFLY WINGS
• Сб, 15:01: INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY unless you use alphabets w/o cases #Hebrew #Thai #Arabic #Japanese #Pinyin #Braille #Morse http://t.co/I55DdPTy
• Сб, 15:40: THERE IS NO PORN LIKE #FARSCAPE JOHN/AERYN KISSING SPACE PORN http://t.co/4Aalh7jy
• Сб, 15:58: #Farscape "Don't Talk Just Kiss" fanvid 4 MINUTES OF JOHN + AERYN SUCKING FACE! EVERYBODY DISCO! http://t.co/rgdyt6Af

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META: Why You Should Not Get a Twitter Account

foreverAlone: Have taken shower. Time for nap!

me: Penis. Vagina. Stargate.

AttentionWhore: My butt hurts.

me: Vagina. Stargate. Vagina.

ADHD: ˆ◡ˆ <3 *** hi! HI! HI!!!!!!! *** :) 
ADHD: Got to go! Bye everyone!!!! ˆ◡ˆ <3 ***

me: bewbs. Farscape. Claudia Black.

AttentionWhore: I said my butt hurts. Y is every1 ignoring meeee???!!!

clueless: OK, okay... (laughing out loud) so I went outside to check the mail and And AND! OH MY GOSH I saw this thing (evil grin) but it... [link to TweetLonger]

noPersonality: This is adorable! [link to time-wasting YouTube vid]
noPersonality: You are destined to avoid sandwiches today. #Pisces @horoscope RT

me: Cock! [link to cock] Stargate!

noPersonality: Watching "Pointless Hollywood Crap" with 6 others @GetGlue

foreverAlone: That was a great nap. It's raining!

me: Pussy! [link to picture] LOL it's my cat hahaha #rickRoll

noPersonality: #FF Friday Follow these Tweeps! @name @username @friend @someone @person @foreverAlone @pseud @someoneYouHate

privilegedWhiner: I hate the stupid n00bs in my fandom. I am better than they are. GTFO n00bz

me: rant LiveJournalFail rant rant

noPersonality: Breaking news! [link to current event]

privilegedWhiner: If I see 1 more RT of #currentEvent I'm gonna pitch a tantrum.

AttentionWhore: @privilegedWhiner I knew about #currentEvent before it got popular.

me: troll #currentEvent trollololol [link to Rick Roll]

foreverAlone: Ok, time for bed! See ya later! Hope it's stopped raining tmrw.

AttentionWhore: I am so bored right now.

me: i can haz penis? [link to penis] #vagina #Stargate