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Title: Misplaced Modifiers and Invisible Dildos

Authors: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter and [livejournal.com profile] dvfan 

Rating: Adult / NC-17

Pairings: Jack/Sam, Jack Daniel, Sam/Daniel, Jack/Sam/Daniel, Sam/Teal'c, Sam/Daniel/Jack/Teal'c

Warnings: graphic if hilarious sex, group sex, het sex, slash, foul language, misplaced modifiers, excessive use of euphemisms, blatant overuse of clichés, oh and it may squick

Disclaimer: Seriously, we won’t be profiting from this and the (out-of-)characters are public domain anyway, because they in no way shape or form resemble the ones MGM owns.

Authors’ Notes: This piece of badfic was inspired by some truly amusing unintentionally bad fic that [livejournal.com profile] dvfan "discovered" and shared with me. We began this collaboration for our own amusement and then thought it was bad enough to share at [livejournal.com profile] crackified_gate .

Be warned; you will need brain bleach before you finish reading the damned thing.

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