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Title: Misplaced Modifiers and Invisible Dildos
Authors:
campylobacter and
dvfan
Rating: Adult / NC-17
Pairings: Jack/Sam, Jack Daniel, Sam/Daniel, Jack/Sam/Daniel, Sam/Teal'c, Sam/Daniel/Jack/Teal'c
Warnings: graphic if hilarious sex, group sex, het sex, slash, foul language, misplaced modifiers, excessive use of euphemisms, blatant overuse of clichés, oh and it may squick
Disclaimer: Seriously, we won’t be profiting from this and the (out-of-)characters are public domain anyway, because they in no way shape or form resemble the ones MGM owns.
Authors’ Notes: This piece of badfic was inspired by some truly amusing unintentionally bad fic that
dvfan "discovered" and shared with me. We began this collaboration for our own amusement and then thought it was bad enough to share at
crackified_gate .
Be warned; you will need brain bleach before you finish reading the damned thing.
Authors:
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Rating: Adult / NC-17
Pairings: Jack/Sam, Jack Daniel, Sam/Daniel, Jack/Sam/Daniel, Sam/Teal'c, Sam/Daniel/Jack/Teal'c
Warnings: graphic if hilarious sex, group sex, het sex, slash, foul language, misplaced modifiers, excessive use of euphemisms, blatant overuse of clichés, oh and it may squick
Disclaimer: Seriously, we won’t be profiting from this and the (out-of-)characters are public domain anyway, because they in no way shape or form resemble the ones MGM owns.
Authors’ Notes: This piece of badfic was inspired by some truly amusing unintentionally bad fic that
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Be warned; you will need brain bleach before you finish reading the damned thing.