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March 16, 2011, Englewood, Colorado

After 42 years of providing mental health care services to children and families in the Denver community, Beacon Youth and Family Center will close its doors and cease operation on April 30, 2011.




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campylobacter: Jack, I'm pregnant. (MPREG)
Title: Misplaced Modifiers and Invisible Dildos

Authors: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter and [livejournal.com profile] dvfan 

Rating: Adult / NC-17

Pairings: Jack/Sam, Jack Daniel, Sam/Daniel, Jack/Sam/Daniel, Sam/Teal'c, Sam/Daniel/Jack/Teal'c

Warnings: graphic if hilarious sex, group sex, het sex, slash, foul language, misplaced modifiers, excessive use of euphemisms, blatant overuse of clichés, oh and it may squick

Disclaimer: Seriously, we won’t be profiting from this and the (out-of-)characters are public domain anyway, because they in no way shape or form resemble the ones MGM owns.

Authors’ Notes: This piece of badfic was inspired by some truly amusing unintentionally bad fic that [livejournal.com profile] dvfan "discovered" and shared with me. We began this collaboration for our own amusement and then thought it was bad enough to share at [livejournal.com profile] crackified_gate .

Be warned; you will need brain bleach before you finish reading the damned thing.

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