campy's porn shack

Title: Misplaced Modifiers and Invisible Dildos

Authors: campylobacter and dvfan 

Rating: Adult / NC-17

Pairings: Jack/Sam, Jack Daniel, Sam/Daniel, Jack/Sam/Daniel, Sam/Teal'c, Sam/Daniel/Jack/Teal'c

Warnings: graphic if hilarious sex, group sex, het sex, slash, foul language, misplaced modifiers, excessive use of euphemisms, blatant overuse of clichés, oh and it may squick

Disclaimer: Seriously, we won’t be profiting from this and the (out-of-)characters are public domain anyway, because they in no way shape or form resemble the ones MGM owns.

Authors’ Notes: This piece of badfic was inspired by some truly amusing unintentionally bad fic that dvfan "discovered" and shared with me. We began this collaboration for our own amusement and then thought it was bad enough to share at crackified_gate .

Be warned; you will need brain bleach before you finish reading the damned thing.