MEME: Frozen in the Moment

[campylobacter]

[snurched from dvfan's Frozen in the Moment meme entry]

SIX NAMES YOU GO BY

1. campy on LJ
2. campylobacter on LJ
3. [truncation of my real name] in RL
4. [my full first name] in RL
5. [my Ravelry.com username] on Ravelry.com
6. pi (term of endearment bestowed by the mathematician I married)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. red Maryland sweatshirt stolen from my ex
2. Polarfleece pants with the stupid pink hearts on it that I never wear in public
3. house socks (because I'm at home, dammit! until I meet a client later today)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT VERY BADLY AT THE MOMENT
1. porn
2. a stable WiFi connection
3. a shower (as soon as I post this entry)

THREE PEOPLE WHO YOU HOPE WILL DO THE MEME
1. Dick Cheney (he never does what I ask, dammit)
2. Hitler (ditto)
3. Thor (because he doesn't wear pants)

THREE THINGS YOU DID LAST NIGHT
1. wrote 800+ new words on my colossal Daniel/Vala story
2. listened to MP3s
3. ate the best freakin' beef stroganoff my husband has ever cooked

TWO PEOPLE YOU LAST TALKED TO ON THE PHONE
1. a client
2. a client's voicemail

THREE THINGS YOU ARE GOING TO DO TOMORROW
1. work
2. write
3. rewatch Kill Bill Vol. 2

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE DRINKS
1. filtered water, room temperature
2. tea, green Jasmine, hot
3. orange juice WITH PULP nom nom nom

THREE THINGS THAT MADE YOU SMILE TODAY
1. hilarious laugh-out-loud badfic sporkage sent by someone on my FList
2. a stable WiFI connection
3. SGU: Or how to Joss your own canon for only pennies a day by ivory_gates

Comments

[shakespherical.livejournal.com]

PORN? At this hour of the morning? Well, it's later here but when you wrote the meme. SHEESH! I'd be appalled if I didn't want some too. Preferably McShep. But I'd take Daniel/Vala too.

[hummingfly67.livejournal.com]

porn

I need specifics. Is this verbal porn, visual porn, readable porn???

wrote 800+ new words on my colossal Daniel/Vala story

*does a dance* (badly, but there are no witnesses)

hilarious laugh-out-loud badfic sporkage sent by someone on my FList

Share?

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Let's see, dvfan already sent me the photo of Michael Shanks at the VanCon (http://pics.livejournal.com/campylobacter/pic/0004tegq/g51), so readable porn is fine. Het or slash, I'm not picky. Just... NO CLOWNS (http://dvfan.livejournal.com/14365.html?thread=34333#t34333).

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Teal'c Voice: Today is a good day for porn.

[hummingfly67.livejournal.com]

(I haz no porny icons)

Just... NO CLOWNS

Probably a good thing THIS is sold out then, huh?

[ivanolix.livejournal.com]

1. porn
2. a stable WiFi connection
3. a shower (as soon as I post this entry)

Are you me? Although really, I'm always wanting the first two.

I'm going to try to actually write D/V porn tonight...I have the story in my head, I'm just worried I'm making Daniel too, um, open about sexuality. Workplace sexuality, that is.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

If that video is discontinued, then there is a god, and that god needs to save the soul of the schmuck who actually watched the video and reviewed it.

But please tell me that the rubber chicken with the wide open mouth is a joke.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Well, he does have a degree in anthropology... he could couch (pun intended) the discussion in academic terms. ;-D

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

I have never come so close to deleting a comment in my life.

OMG

My eyes are bleeding. >_<

[ivanolix.livejournal.com]

That's part of the plotbunny, sort of. Vala's trying to sneakily do some of his work, and he's being teasing and distracting, and there may or may not be a bet that involves having sex over the desk if Vala can get all the details about the alien artifact correct...I'm not sure if that works, though.

[hummingfly67.livejournal.com]

(found an icon in my stash)

I have never come so close to deleting a comment in my life.

So, I should shelve my humor?

[hummingfly67.livejournal.com]

that involves having sex over the desk if Vala can get all the details about the alien artifact correct...I'm not sure if that works, though.

oh...god. yes! It works, it works!

[lc59.livejournal.com]

Take it to his study at home in a resolved relationship and it'll work...or was the point to have him indulging in sex at work?

[ivanolix.livejournal.com]

*grins* Okay, so now I'm definitely inspired.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Vala's gotta disable the security cameras for Daniel to get porny at work. And maybe it should be LATE at night so he's not anxious about being interrupted.

God knows I've read plenty of slash where Daniel has no problem banging colonels on the clock. ;-)

[ivanolix.livejournal.com]

It was already supposed to be a resolved relationship, but yeah, the prompt was about breaking (American) sex taboos...and I'm just not sure when/how far Daniel would go. I think it'll make more sense when I start writing.

[ivanolix.livejournal.com]

Actually, I was thinking about it being pre-work hours after a night where he'd fallen asleep in his office, and Vala was trying to get some of his work done before he woke up so they could quit early and have sex at home. I'm sure that by this point in their relationship, Vala has rigged something to turn off security cameras with a switch. ;-)

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing that because he can't remove an alien artifact from Cheyenne Mountain without a pile of paperwork, it'll have to be at the SGC.

Jack and Cam have never had any problems getting Daniel to get porny at work, so it's an "alpha" issue as well as a "sex at work" issue" for this premise.

Vala, in my fanon, brings out the Alpha in Daniel, so I'm willing to give this premise a bit of latitude.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

LOL

(You know I'm kidding!)

But it was traumatic. Celine Dion + clown porn in the span of an hour was melting my brain.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

LOL Yes, she's probably disguised it in one of Daniel's many office knick knacks.

[hummingfly67.livejournal.com]

Vala has rigged something to turn off security cameras with a switch.

Oh hells yes, you know she had that shit figured out long ago.

[lc59.livejournal.com]

...I'm just in a bad enough mood to be snarky about your fanon not being canon...and point out that in canon(which is what I work from) neither Cam or Jack have ever gotten Daniel to be "porny' in any way.

You do have a point tho about alien artifacts not leaving the base.

I do also agree that she does bring out 'alpha' Daniel...

but ya know what...most people are have no qualms about going out of canon to get what they want..so just do it as PWP and it won't matter.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

OMG, you should've seen the fanwank between 'shippers, slashers, and noromos that occurred in The X-Files fandom over whether Mulder was bisexual or would ever do Krycek... and then the episode "The Red & the Black" aired, where Krycek kissed Mulder.

My gosh, you could hear the collective THUNK slashers made falling out of their chairs during the broadcast. I'm pretty sure it was way more deafening than when Cam called Daniel "baby" in "Babylon" or the several times Cam calls him "Sunshine".

[lc59.livejournal.com]

"...Cam called Daniel "baby" in "Babylon".

HUH?
I neither recall any episode called 'Babylon' nor do I recall Cam ever calling him 'baby'(the thought of that makes me wanna throw up)...and as for 'sunshine'...probably just does because it bugs him.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

For dvfan's benefit, could you undelete that YouTube link?

She emailed me and actually WANTS to see CLOWNS GOING DOWN.

>_

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Fuck me. Never mind.

I found it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUk1U-gPsiI)

[franthewndrhrse.livejournal.com]

To be fair, *none* of the Asgard appear to wear pants. :)

[franthewndrhrse.livejournal.com]

That's because Krycek used his actual smooshy lips on Mulder's actual smooshy cheek.

fran, not really a slasher. :)

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

For a second there, I almost thought you meant Dick Cheney & Hitler don't wear them, either.

[franthewndrhrse.livejournal.com]

:) Can't really speak to that. Anything's possible...

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Stop. You're getting me all hot 'n' bothered.

Oh, and your icon? WIN!!! Enumerates all the reasons why I wanna smack Chris Carter upside his pointy head with a dead goat.