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[snurched from [livejournal.com profile] dvfan's Frozen in the Moment meme entry]

SIX NAMES YOU GO BY

1. campy on LJ
2. campylobacter on LJ
3. [truncation of my real name] in RL
4. [my full first name] in RL
5. [my Ravelry.com username] on Ravelry.com
6. pi (term of endearment bestowed by the mathematician I married)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. red Maryland sweatshirt stolen from my ex
2. Polarfleece pants with the stupid pink hearts on it that I never wear in public
3. house socks (because I'm at home, dammit! until I meet a client later today)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT VERY BADLY AT THE MOMENT
1. porn
2. a stable WiFi connection
3. a shower (as soon as I post this entry)

THREE PEOPLE WHO YOU HOPE WILL DO THE MEME
1. Dick Cheney (he never does what I ask, dammit)
2. Hitler (ditto)
3. Thor (because he doesn't wear pants)

THREE THINGS YOU DID LAST NIGHT
1. wrote 800+ new words on my colossal Daniel/Vala story
2. listened to MP3s
3. ate the best freakin' beef stroganoff my husband has ever cooked

TWO PEOPLE YOU LAST TALKED TO ON THE PHONE
1. a client
2. a client's voicemail

THREE THINGS YOU ARE GOING TO DO TOMORROW
1. work
2. write
3. rewatch Kill Bill Vol. 2

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE DRINKS
1. filtered water, room temperature
2. tea, green Jasmine, hot
3. orange juice WITH PULP nom nom nom

THREE THINGS THAT MADE YOU SMILE TODAY
1. hilarious laugh-out-loud badfic sporkage sent by someone on my FList
2. a stable WiFI connection
3. SGU: Or how to Joss your own canon for only pennies a day by ivory_gates

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Date: 2010-04-21 12:47 am (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
I'm guessing that because he can't remove an alien artifact from Cheyenne Mountain without a pile of paperwork, it'll have to be at the SGC.

Jack and Cam have never had any problems getting Daniel to get porny at work, so it's an "alpha" issue as well as a "sex at work" issue" for this premise.

Vala, in my fanon, brings out the Alpha in Daniel, so I'm willing to give this premise a bit of latitude.

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Date: 2010-04-21 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lc59.livejournal.com
...I'm just in a bad enough mood to be snarky about your fanon not being canon...and point out that in canon(which is what I work from) neither Cam or Jack have ever gotten Daniel to be "porny' in any way.

You do have a point tho about alien artifacts not leaving the base.

I do also agree that she does bring out 'alpha' Daniel...

but ya know what...most people are have no qualms about going out of canon to get what they want..so just do it as PWP and it won't matter.


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Date: 2010-04-21 01:09 am (UTC)
ext_391411: Scully/Invisigoth from XF "Killswitch". (tongue)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
OMG, you should've seen the fanwank between 'shippers, slashers, and noromos that occurred in The X-Files fandom over whether Mulder was bisexual or would ever do Krycek... and then the episode "The Red & the Black" aired, where Krycek kissed Mulder.

My gosh, you could hear the collective THUNK slashers made falling out of their chairs during the broadcast. I'm pretty sure it was way more deafening than when Cam called Daniel "baby" in "Babylon" or the several times Cam calls him "Sunshine".

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Date: 2010-04-21 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lc59.livejournal.com
"...Cam called Daniel "baby" in "Babylon".

HUH?
I neither recall any episode called 'Babylon' nor do I recall Cam ever calling him 'baby'(the thought of that makes me wanna throw up)...and as for 'sunshine'...probably just does because it bugs him.

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Date: 2010-04-22 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] franthewndrhrse.livejournal.com
That's because Krycek used his actual smooshy lips on Mulder's actual smooshy cheek.

fran, not really a slasher. :)

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Date: 2010-04-22 05:34 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: Scully/Invisigoth from XF "Killswitch". (tongue)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
Stop. You're getting me all hot 'n' bothered.

Oh, and your icon? WIN!!! Enumerates all the reasons why I wanna smack Chris Carter upside his pointy head with a dead goat.

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Friend/de-Friend/Ban me = it's all good.

Fandom's more fun when you're an equal-opportunity pervert (multi-shipper). Set porn goggles to maximum!

Mostly Stargate SG-1 with an intermittent chance of SGA & The X-Files.

BEWARE: My LJ is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

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