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Yes, coming this Fall to NBC's Monday night lineup (which I expect to be pre-empted by NFL overtimes).

[livejournal.com profile] magnavox_23  started it in this spoilery thread:
"Daniel & Vala in San Fran? I smell a spin off! :D"

[livejournal.com profile] sg_wonderland  got the ball rolling:

From the NBC Press Office:
NBC jumps back into the sitcom business in a big way with this gem from a genre not necessarily known for their comedy - science fiction.
Michael Shanks reprises his Stargate SG-1 role as Dr. Daniel Jackson, a globe trotting archaeologist who is trying to remain anonymous as the government decide when and how to declassify the Air Force's super-secret space travel program. Part of the price for his escape to the sunnier confines of San Francisco was that he agreed to take charge of feisty alien Vala Mal Doran, played by the irrepressible Claudia Black.

Together, the two of them try to live normal lives in a friendly downtown neighborhood without anyone finding out that one of them is an alien and the other had multiple deaths under his belt.

Coming this fall to Monday nights!
 

[livejournal.com profile] campylobacter  discovered the details:
Whew! At least it's slated for Monday instead of the Friday Night Death Slot.

SERIES WORKING TITLE: "My Little Alien"

Episode 1: "Please Don't Eat the SUVs"
Vala's father Jacek drops by for a visit, and tries to sell "genuine meteorite fragments" to the neighbors. Unfortunately, the fragments ARE real, and emit a strange radiation that turns people into rampaging mutant beasts.

[livejournal.com profile] sg_wonderland comes across this episode teaser:
Episode 2: "My Favorite Archaeologist".
When a handsome, silver-haired fox in Air Force blues breezes into town and bunks with Daniel and Vala, the neighborhood buzzes with gossip about just who's zoomin' who.

[livejournal.com profile] campylobacter posts this teaser:
Episode 3: "Desperate Hausfraus"
The neighborhood gossip really heats up when Vala is seen downtown in a leather bar with a beautiful blonde astrophysicist while Daniel's sequestered himself at home with the Air Force general...
 
[livejournal.com profile] cleothemuse  discovers an exciting twist:
Episode 4: "Mi Casa Es Su Casa"
Following the last episode's explosive conclusion, Daniel and Vala are back on the job as Mongolian Death Worms invade San Francisco. Is this truly an alien incursion, or is this simply a marketing ploy gone horribly wrong?

[livejournal.com profile] campylobacter 
Episode 5: "I Married Thor"
A strange gray, naked humanoid creature is seen working in Daniel & Vala's garden, prompting a visit from the US Citizenship and Immigration Services, and forcing the USAF general to intervene.

Episode 6: "The Real Mrs. Jackson"
A gorgeous, Levantine brunette shows up after an earthquake, claiming to be Daniel's wife. Daniel's shocked, but Vala's smitten...

Stay tuned as hilarity ensues for the most extraordinary off-world family since A.L.F.
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Date: 2010-05-09 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] q-d-o-g.livejournal.com
i would pay serious dollars to see this show.

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Date: 2010-05-09 10:45 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
It would make MGM solvent again! They'd be so out of debt if they sold this show to NBC instead of Syfy!

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Date: 2010-05-09 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ivanolix.livejournal.com
I would watch this show, OMG. I adore fake press releases...after doing a couple of my own, they may be my favorite kind of meta crack. These episode summaries, too! <3

Daniel's shocked, but Vala's smitten...

Daniel/Vala/Sha're FTW!

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Date: 2010-05-09 10:49 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
Most awesomest Daniel/Sha're/Vala ever:

love is a matter of faith (http://community.livejournal.com/sg_rarepairings/43759.html?thread=628207#t628207) by [livejournal.com profile] hariboo_smirks

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Date: 2010-05-09 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lc59.livejournal.com
So who's up for actually writing these?

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Date: 2010-05-09 11:54 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
If Damien Kindler or Bob Cooper don't volunteer, you can take

Episode 7: "Home Boy Home School"

A tall, dark, handsome houseguest with a gold forehead tattoo teaches the neighborhood kids how to fight crime with well-aimed lunges and the lift of an eyebrow, prompting dads to pull them out of their Waldorf private schools and leaving Vala ostracized by the Ladies' Knitting Circle.

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Date: 2010-05-10 01:06 am (UTC)
ext_6477: (Default)
From: [identity profile] sg-wonderland.livejournal.com
Episode 8 - "Winner Takes All"
When Daniel's pushy ex-lover Sarah drops in, fur flies (and also handfuls of hair) as she and Vala duke it out over fair maiden Daniel. Only to discover their prize has been lured away to Ghiradelli's by a crafty predator. Will they rescue him in time to save his virtue? Does he even want saving?
Warning: Possibly pornographic consumption of chocolate.

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Date: 2010-05-10 01:22 am (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
Cam's finally learned that the way to Daniel's heart is CHOCOLATE, not beer! ;-D

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Date: 2010-05-10 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misshapenmuse.livejournal.com
We so need to make a community and write this ourselves. I volenteer to make graphics and help write some of the episodes. I think its a cracky and wonderful idea.

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Date: 2010-05-10 01:35 am (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (tinhat)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
ROTFL!

"Porn Shack Productions: We Smoke the Crack So You Don't Have To"

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Date: 2010-05-10 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magnavox-23.livejournal.com
You guys are crazy, I love it! XD

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Date: 2010-05-10 10:47 am (UTC)
ext_6477: (Default)
From: [identity profile] sg-wonderland.livejournal.com
Considering it was your idea to begin with, what does that make you??

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Date: 2010-05-10 01:01 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] carlinjona.livejournal.com
Pleeeeeeeese write this up as a virtual season. I'm beggin'. Pleeeeeeeeeeessssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Just reading the pitches for the episodes had me grinning like a loon. Am happy to volunteer beta/alpha/cheerleader services. And I can recommend a very good maniper.

Sigh. This sound so much better than the dreck on tv these days.

:Bats eyelashes winsomely:

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Date: 2010-05-11 03:14 am (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
I'm thinking the best way to "organize" this (as if crack can be organized? LOL) would be to cross-post this on [livejournal.com profile] daniel_vala and ask fans to collaborate according to their abilities (writers, betas, graphic artists, manippers, music/audio mixers, vidders, action figure/doll collectors, anime artists, etc.) and sign up for a scheduled week.

Sky's the limit: no restrictions on content or structure, because it's CRACK. So there could be an ep of traditional fanfic, or an ep comprised of captioned picspam, or an ep of captioned photos of Stargate dolls/action figures, or an ep of audio clips edited into crack... CRACK. Push the envelope.

Because the networks are too afraid to push the envelope and deliver anything inspiring, we'll smoke it and serve it.

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Date: 2010-05-10 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eilidh17.livejournal.com
Oh, I volunteer to cheer lead! *waves pom poms* What I wouldn't give to see this grace the airwaves. Go girls!

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Date: 2010-05-10 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anna-sg1.livejournal.com
You guys are crazy ILU so much! ♥

Someone WRITE THIS!!!

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Date: 2010-05-11 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officersun524.livejournal.com
That is an AWESOME idea. Believe it or not, I've had a sitcom idea kinda/sorta along those lines. Ok, not based on the characters themselves (because I don't have permission) but thinking of those actors.

I think at the very least you, me or someone should write the fic (s).

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Date: 2010-05-11 04:03 am (UTC)
ext_391411: Vala had her hand on that sword hilt a long time. (metaphor)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
I so wish MS & CB would star in a sitcom together! They sure can bring the comedy.

I replied to [livejournal.com profile] carlinjona with an idea for "organizing" such an effort (http://campylobacter.livejournal.com/44656.html?thread=228976#t228976).

We should be careful not to step on other creative deadlines, such as the ones for the Fifth Anniversary Contest (http://community.livejournal.com/daniel_vala/507168.html) at [livejournal.com profile] daniel_vala.

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Date: 2010-05-11 09:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misshapenmuse.livejournal.com
I volnteer to write and make graphics!

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Date: 2010-05-11 06:00 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
Yes, of course!

[livejournal.com profile] bytheseaside wants the DVD box set (http://campylobacter.livejournal.com/44656.html?thread=230000#t230000). Wouldn't that be an cracktastically awesome box to design?

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Date: 2010-05-11 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bytheseaside.livejournal.com
I want the DVD box set, like, right now.

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Date: 2010-05-11 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anna-sg1.livejournal.com
Make that 2 pre-orders plz.

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