X-FILES Filk: 'Shippers in the Night (PG/Older Kids)

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TITLE - 'Shippers in the Night
AUTHOR - campylobacter
RATING - PG
CATEGORY - filk (song parody)
SPOILERS - The X-Files Movie
SUMMARY - based on "Strangers in the Night"

DEDICATED TO - In memoriam, Frank Sinatra
AUTHOR'S NOTES - Originally written in May 1998 after Folie à Deux aired, revised to conform to Season 9

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'Shippers in the night
Dissecting glances
Watching in the night
For varied chances
They'd find UST
Before the night was through

Scully's big blue eyes
So telegenic
Mulder's spooky mind
So schizophrenic
Held those fans enthralled
Who hoped to see them screw

Agents in the night
Abstaining people who would not their love requite
Until the moment that the mytharc sank the show
Little did they know
Lust was not a film away
A cash-producing realm away

Anticipate delight
(Sure, fine, whatever)
Partners at first sight
CC's too clever
Hope that bee won't bite
Those 'shippers in the night

Doodie doobie doo
Doo doo doo dee da
Da da da da da ya ya ya