META: Fanfic Prompt Tables = WTF

[campylobacter]

 

Have yet to see a single fanfic author complete a fanfic prompt table, regardless of 9 to 100 boxes. http://is.gd/iovdZZ

Prove me wrong, people. Have any of you seen a completed table?

Maybe... the tables are not MEANT to be completed! Perhaps there's an unwritten rule that if you complete a prompt table, a clammy, monochrome Asian chick with impenetrable black hair will crawl out of your TV set and kill you.

01.	Boredom	02.	Derpage	03.	Mixed tenses	04.	Exposition	05.	Navel-gazing
06.	Cliches	07.	Plagiarism	08.	Flail	09.	Fail	10.	Bad porn
11.	Schmoop	12.	Angst	13.	Whump	14.	BDSM	15.	MPREG
16.	Character-bashing	17.	Anti-slash	18.	Misogyny	19.	Baby fic	20.	1st person
21.	Badfic	22.	Crack	23.	Cock block	24.	Song fic	25.	Non-con
26.	Gender fail	27.	Race fail	28.	Hurt/Comfort	29.	Man Pain	30.	Mary Sue

If this layout's CSS weren't so fucked, the above table would have lines and shit:

Comments

[sg-wonderland.livejournal.com]

Oh, now I get it. But, no, since I didn't know what it was, it's a pretty fair bet I've never actually used one.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

I just now ganked a table from 100_prompts and substituted my own prompts. It's kinda growing on me... I might actually use it, because my primary motivation for writing fanfic is to mock ficfail or "correct" it by imposing my worldview through fiction. ;-p