I thought LJ meant orange juice and champagne...

[campylobacter]

1. Leave sarcastic comment on news

2. Receive bizarre message signed "Frand [sic] and Meme" in LJ Inbox:

Dear campylobacter,

You have received a LiveJournal virtual gift from frank 

The note attached to your gift reads:

"Well, it certainly was quite a trip. Thank you for joining us. Hey, why am I blowing green-striped neon yellow bubbles whenever I burp now? ... Love and kisses, Frand and Meme."

3. Find automatic Virtual Gift "mimosa" in user profile

PLEASE LJ I JUST WANT TO BE NOTIFIED WHEN hummingfly67  & lc59  & some of my other peeps update their LJs because those notifs have never worked for me! FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT.

Comments

[lc59.livejournal.com]

I guarantee Campy that you haven't been missing any notifications about me...I haven't had the time to legitimately update my LJ in months...gimme a couple of weeks though and I promise when I update I'll tell you personally.