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You'd have a grumpy face, too, if your 2003 Audi's eardrum-piercing car alarm klaxons go off for no apparent reason & attract paparazzi who sell photos of your disgruntlement to TMZ so that shallow jerks can mock you for being a 61 year old who looks 10 years younger but is having a bad day.

If I lived in Malibu instead of San Diego, you bet your ass I'd've given him a ride. :D

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Date: 2011-12-16 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shakespherical.livejournal.com
RDA is a silver fox who is sexy because he is SMART and FUNNY and GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE WORLD. He is sarcastic, sardonic, tender, self-deprecating. I have loved him since I was in grade 4 and I was home for 6 weeks with the chicken pox and began to watch him as Dr. Jeff Webber. I am now going to be crass. I would drop to my knees and make that frown go upside down while we waited for the tow truck. I can't drive anymore. :) I would then offer him an evening of mind blowing sex with me, a fat aging sexy sensual Amazonian goddess. He must be great fun in bed too. BRAINS=HOT HUMOUR=FABULOUS LOVER Hell YES! He is smokin hot!

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Date: 2011-12-16 05:16 am (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (awesome)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
awww jyeahhh

You can just tell that most of his grumpy face comes from being irritated that the car he's chosen for its safety & reliability to transport his octogenarian mom & tween daughter for the past 8 years is letting him down at exactly the wrong time.

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