Am I going to die now?
Dec. 19th, 2003 01:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
campylobacterI just saw Return of the King.
I never thought I'd see a movie made of the trilogy in my lifetime, and now I have. So what is there left to live for? Outtakes on the DVDs?
And my gosh, I can't watch movies or television anymore without thinking "slashfic opportunity!" The slash was EVERYWHERE. And there was even a weird phallic het moment between Merry and Eowyn. Brrr.
And Elrond and Galdalf would make an interesting--
Oh stop it, camps. Just go to bed and get some sleep.
I never thought I'd see a movie made of the trilogy in my lifetime, and now I have. So what is there left to live for? Outtakes on the DVDs?
And my gosh, I can't watch movies or television anymore without thinking "slashfic opportunity!" The slash was EVERYWHERE. And there was even a weird phallic het moment between Merry and Eowyn. Brrr.
And Elrond and Galdalf would make an interesting--
Oh stop it, camps. Just go to bed and get some sleep.
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Date: 2003-12-20 11:14 am (UTC)As for CSM's Enema - in your tastefully twisted hands...well, I'd say if anybody could do it, you can.