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This is what we know about the next SG-1 movie from GateWorld:

Stargate



1. [The third Stargate movie] is an O'Neill story. [Brad Wright, 12 May 2008]
2. MGM can't afford Claudia Black [Brad Wright, 2 January 2009]
"I thought Claudia was terrific in Continuum, but Vala won’t be returning in the third movie."

3. MGM can afford Ben Browder & Beau Bridges [Brad Wright, 12 May 2008].
"I think these guys had a good time making Continuum. Is it likely we'll ever get them all again? That's kind of unlikely just because of the math. But our core folks -- I will move heaven and earth to get them if I can. [....] I think Jack and Daniel and Carter and Teal'c -- and Mitchell now, to a certain extent, and Landry now, to a certain extent -- are part of the fabric of SG-1. Fans will get mad at me if I don't put them in."

4. The working title of the next Stargate movie is Stargate: Revolution. [Mallozzi, 11 November 2009]

5. Its timeline is set after Continuum & before the SGU pilot. [Robert Cooper, August 2009]
Should the two DVD films be made, they would follow previous entries in having independent storylines that would not affect the upcoming Syfy original series SGU. "They would stand alone," Cooper said. "The Atlantis one takes place shortly after the end of season five. The SG-1, I think, takes place sometime in an intermediary period between when the SG-1 movies left off and when Universe began."
 
6. It's about Stargates serving as universal translators. [Joseph Mallozzi, 17 April 2010]:
Vojtech Gabriel asks: "About SG1 movie it looks like it will not be filmed... can you tell us if you created new aliens for SG-1 or it is a story of the old one?"
Mallozzi: Let’s just say the story stems from an issue that has plagued Stargate Command since its inception.

Seriously, how can it NOT be about language? The issues that immediately jump to my mind, in this order:

A. Why the #%*& do aliens speak English? In Stargate (the Emmerich movie), Daniel Jackson had an important role as linguist/archaeologist/interpreter. In the series, he served as Exposition Boy and Damsel in Distress. Language is a BIG FREAKIN' ISSUE.

B. Or maybe it's about why the kawoosh sometimes forms on one side of a Stargate, or both sides, depending on the needs of the plot? Could it have something to do with wormholes allowing travel one way? Do rings operate on the same principle? But rings are 2-way travel... OMG ::headdesk::

C. Or why does a 3rd zat blast disintegrate its target? LOLOLOL

D. Or if the Goa'uld are "asexual" (WTF? This makes no sense; don't they mean gynogenetic?) can a Goa'uld in a male host (Unas or human) breed?

E. Or maybe Egypt wants the Stargate back, per the "artifacts should remain in their land of origin" principle, or start fighting over it against Russia? [ETA: Yeah, I know the Giza 'Gate is long gone, but wouldn't the Egyptian gov't be pissed?]

F. Or... who has the DHD to the Giza 'Gate? Because that would be quite epic if a Bad Guy showed up with it. Just sayin'.
Dial Home Device

G. I just thought of another one: if the addresses are based on constellations, which differ depending on the vantage point whence they're viewed, why do most all the 'Gates across the galaxy have the same symbols? And how could you really have a directory (as seen in "Children of the Gods") without a cipher for each 'Gate? Planetary locations are relative, not absolute, in an expanding universe of orbiting, rotating bodies.

Any of you 'Gate geeks are welcome to run with these plotbunnies for fanfic.


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Date: 2010-05-09 08:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magnavox-23.livejournal.com
F. The Russians do.

Watergate - season 4:

DANIEL
How did you activate it?

MARKOV
We have a dialing device.

[Daniel looks surprised.]

DANIEL
The DHD, you found the one from Giza!

[Teal'c approaches and sits down next to Daniel.]

MARKOV
It was confiscated from the Germans after the Second World War.

CARTER
Well, now I understand how you can send your people through and get them to return to your Gate instead of ours.

O'NEILL
That makes one of us.

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Date: 2010-05-09 08:44 am (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
This is why I need to watch all my DVDs faster! Thanks! ::darn writers stole my plotbunny::

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Date: 2010-05-09 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magnavox-23.livejournal.com
As for spoilers/speculation on the movie itself, I have heard a few, but I don't know if this is the place. I don't want to upset anyone who doesn't want to know because there are 2 biggies.

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Date: 2010-05-09 08:46 am (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
I'm a spoilerwhore. You're allowed to spoil on this post because I put this behind a cut. :-D

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Date: 2010-05-09 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magnavox-23.livejournal.com
Sweet! I am too a fellow spoilerwhore, a crutch my fellow fans tend to frown upon... but meh. :P

Ok, these are just rumours, so who knows:

Sam officiates a wedding (being the Captain of a ship and all :P). This fits in with what we heard about 2-3 years back probably from Robert Cooper that there was to be a wedding in the film.

Bra'tak dies. No details on how/why etc. A harsh blow, yes, but to occur in the movie, and with your "issue that's plagued Stargate Command since it's inception" I can't help but wonder if it could be Goa'uld related.

And the last is that the SGC is in part attacked or destroyed. Again, no idea how, but this leads one to thinking that the program might become public knowledge as was the original intent of the first movie which was turned into Lost City.
Edited Date: 2010-05-09 08:55 am (UTC)

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Date: 2010-05-09 09:03 am (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
OK, I can see Sam officiating Jack/Sara, or Teal'c/Ishta, because if I dare hope for a Daniel/Vala wedding, I'll be crushed. However, if she marries Jack/Daniel, I WILL BE A HAPPY CAMPER.

Fuck! Killing off Bra'tak?! That's awful. He's been with the show since the 1st season. :-( NOOO! However, no one dies permanently in science fiction; just ask Daniel. ;-p

Attacking the SGC is OK by me, because they need to leave Cheyenne Mtn. anyway (in RL NORAD relocates), and get Daniel to move to San Francisco to be in Atlantis. With Vala. :-D

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Date: 2010-05-09 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magnavox-23.livejournal.com
Don't you know Jack and Daniel have been totally married for years! :P (Jack/Sara *wibble*)

Daniel & Vala in San Fran? I smell a spin off! :D

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Date: 2010-05-09 12:54 pm (UTC)
ext_6477: (Default)
From: [identity profile] sg-wonderland.livejournal.com
From the NBC Press Office:
NBC jumps back into the sitcom business in a big way with this gem from a genre not necessarily known for their comedy - science fiction.

Michael Shanks reprises his Stargate SG-1 role as Dr. Daniel Jackson, a globe trotting archaeologist who is trying to remain anonymous as the government decide when and how to declassify the Air Force's super-secret space travel program. Part of the price for his escape to the sunnier confines of San Francisco was that he agreed to take charge of feisty alien Vala Mal Doran, played by the irrepressible Claudia Black.

Together, the two of them try to live normal lives in a friendly downtown neighborhood without anyone finding out that one of them is an alien and the other had multiple deaths under his belt.

Coming this fall to Monday nights!

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Date: 2010-05-09 06:07 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (cleavage)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
Whew! At least it's slated for Monday instead of the Friday Night Death Slot.

SERIES WORKING TITLE: "My Little Alien"

EPISODE 1: "Please Don't Eat the SUVs"

Vala's father Jacek drops by for a visit, and tries to sell "genuine meteorite fragments" to the neighbors. Unfortunately, the fragments ARE real, and emit a strange radiation that turns people into rampaging mutant beasts.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-05-09 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anna-sg1.livejournal.com
WHY IS THIS SHOW NOT ON MY TV, NAU????

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Date: 2010-05-09 09:10 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
Episode 4: "I Married Thor"

A strange gray, naked humanoid creature is seen working in Daniel & Vala's garden, prompting a visit from the US Citizenship and Immigration Services, and forcing the USAF general to intervene.

Episode 5: "The Real Mrs. Jackson"

A gorgeous, Levantine brunette shows up after an earthquake, claiming to be Daniel's wife. Daniel's shocked, but Vala's smitten...

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Date: 2010-05-09 08:19 pm (UTC)
ext_6477: (Default)
From: [identity profile] sg-wonderland.livejournal.com
Episode 2: "My Favorite Archaeologist". When a handsome, silver-haired fox in Air Force blues breezes into town and bunks with Daniel and Vala, the neighborhood buzzes with gossip about just who's zoomin' who.

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Date: 2010-05-09 08:33 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: May I witness the honeymoon? (MPREG)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
Episode 3: "Desperate Hausfraus"

The neighborhood gossip really heats up when Vala is seen downtown in a leather bar with a beautiful blonde astrophysicist while Daniel's sequestered himself at home with the Air Force general...

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Date: 2010-05-09 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleothemuse.livejournal.com
Episode 4: "Mi Casa Es Su Casa"

Following the last episode's explosive conclusion, Daniel and Vala are back on the job as Mongolian Death Worms invade San Francisco. Is this truly an alien incursion, or is this simply a marketing ploy gone horribly wrong?

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Date: 2010-05-09 09:16 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (wtf)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
OMG LOL

They didn't learn their lesson with Megasnake?

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Date: 2010-05-09 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleothemuse.livejournal.com
I think the point is that they never learn, thus why they changed the name to a slang term for a venereal disease, and introduced "wrasslin'" and dorky reality shows to the line-up.

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Date: 2010-05-09 10:13 pm (UTC)
ext_6477: (Default)
From: [identity profile] sg-wonderland.livejournal.com
ROFLMAO! Are we not all just plain nuts? We probably should take this to its own thread to invite even more participation...

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Date: 2010-05-09 10:33 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Default)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
I'm making a new post right now...

I wish there were a way to KAWOOSH this thread into a new post while preserving the user XML.

http://campylobacter.livejournal.com/44656.html

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Date: 2010-05-09 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anna-sg1.livejournal.com
*invades in comment*

Sam officiates a wedding.

Ohhh how I want it to be D/V!!! I know it wont, but still...

Bra'tak dies. No details on how/why etc. A harsh blow, yes

BUT HOW? Bra'tac has already proved himself indestructible! No wonder the SGC will explode, it will probably take the whole mountain blowing up to kill him.

the program might become public knowledge as was the original intent of the first movie which was turned into Lost City.

Oh, yes PLEASE! :)

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Date: 2010-05-09 06:22 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Default)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
Ohhh how I want it to be D/V!!! I know it wont, but still...

Shhh! The more we talk about it, the more likely we'll be Jossed by a Cam/Carolyn wedding.

I'd be willing to forgive them if they bring back Teryl Rothery as Dr. Frasier, though! :-D

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Date: 2010-05-09 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anna-sg1.livejournal.com
before the SGU pilot.

IF this movie ever really starts filming, I doubt they'll stay with this timeline... they'll probably move it between SGU seasons or something like that. It would make more sense.

And if it really never gets filmed I HOPE JoeM. or somebody will tell us exactly what it was they planned to do in it.

Stargates serving as universal translators

This is how my sisters and I explained to ourselves from season 1. And after watching Doctor Who - it makes even more sense.

Or why does a 3rd zat blast disintegrate its target?

Shhh. We don't talk about that. *g*

As for Vala not being in the movie - MAJOR FAIL!

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Date: 2010-05-09 06:26 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
they'll probably move it between SGU seasons or something like that. It would make more sense.

Not to mention drawing SG-1 fans into the SGU franchise, which would increase viewership and profits? MGM's struggling with massive debt, so it does make sense.

I keep hoping that the "Vala won’t be returning in the third movie" statement is just a ruse to conceal a cameo that's major plot twist.

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Date: 2010-05-09 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anna-sg1.livejournal.com
I keep hoping that the "Vala won’t be returning in the third movie" statement is just a ruse to conceal a cameo that's major plot twist.

Oh, IF ONLY!!!!

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Date: 2010-05-09 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ivanolix.livejournal.com
I didn't realize this was still on...I thought it was still in pre-production hell. As such, I have no particular theories at the moment.

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Date: 2010-05-09 06:14 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
They're actually waiting for someone or Time Warner to buy MGM (http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-05-05/time-warner-says-buying-mgm-studio-makes-sense-at-right-price.html) so they can make the next James Bond film to reduce their debt OR declare bankruptcy and restructure.

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Date: 2010-05-09 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleothemuse.livejournal.com
I've given up on another movie, sadly, and gave up on the Boyz at Bridge ages ago. Anything new and good that comes out of Stargate now will be from the fans, like fanfic and the Big Finish dramas. (The Fandemonium books, however, have been largely garbage.)

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Date: 2010-05-09 09:44 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (iz-ded)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
I'd be a tragic mess if it weren't for fanfic. I bought "Hydra" last year and still haven't cracked it open.

I bought "Roswell" several months ago and am stalled in Chapter 2. I think the whole children + violence in the 1st chapter kinda deflated my enthusiasm for the tempting prospect of Jack & Vala working together.

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Date: 2010-05-09 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleothemuse.livejournal.com
Er, well, they really don't. In fact, Vala and Cam quickly become separate from the rest of the team so it's mostly a "classic" team story any way. Like a few of the other Fandy books, there are some canonical and historical errors in it, and a few moments of just mind-boggling WTFery.

(And no one even makes mention of what the date "July 8th" means in the Stargate-verse? For shame!)

I still haven't bought Hydra... not sure it's worth spending money on, really.

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Date: 2010-05-09 10:02 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
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